This is like… actually painful to watch.

If you’re trying to be funny 😬

And who started the fire?

Nerd

Please shut the fuck up 🙂

I knew you were trouble the moment I saw your first post here (which got flagged by a mod by the way, I didn’t expect you to notice). If you’re gonna start being a nuisance then don’t expect your stay here to be nice

Anal

Would also suggest having the gradient be at the bottom instead, since it’s mostly done that way across the board and it’s also just more natural

I think the lifelessness is just unavoidable without highlights.

I understand that you want something simpler, but it leans more towards the bottom image than the top to me. Consider the highlights at least, but if it’s not for you then so be it

Of course it’ll work, it’s my idea

Both is possible

There can be differentiation without it being too glaring. If you feel fancy, add some highlights

Don’t give it any more credit than it deserves. It won’t go further than this and a comment or two

I had a stroke reading this, so I’m going to dignify this response with me saying that I won’t dignify you with a response