Heres my kart, all the power ups are thrown by me, and a special ability is the cat pees behind the kart and whoever drives over it slips around. Introducing; The Thatmobile!

Alright, I\’ve come up with a list of things I plan to do in my term.

1. Submit more stickfigures.

2. Push towards movieclip submissions.

3. Enforce responsible UC Voting.

4. Push towards Node-Coin integration.

5. Allocate resources to the completion of Stick Nodes PC.

6. Make Demon-Bot learn how to type \”thatguy-2,\” and upgrade its programming altogether.

Alright, my voting campaign sucked ass, since all of you know I\’m a wuss, so, I\’m stuck. I can\’t use threats or intimidation. I can\’t tell you I\’ll even be a decent president. So, I guess I\’ll do what everyone else is doing. Bribes! I promise to upload all the stickfigures I have forgotten to upload on the day of my election, and to make stickfigures more frequently for the rest of my term. Deal?

Talk is cheap. I could use fancy buzzwords and lies to make you vote for me. I could make false promises to eradicate all that is bad. I could even bribe you with material possessions. But I am not a guy of lies. A vote for me is a vote for results, a vote for truth, and, above all, a vote for honesty.