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Hello everyone! Welcome to another Classy Critique, where we discuss important animation topics and reviews, but only fancier! Right now, we’re finishing up the StickNodes Movie review! This review will cover episode 11. Originally, it was going to cover 11 and the series as a whole, but that totaled over 5000 words so I decided to split it up. Just a warning, there’s going to be quite a bit of reading involved here, so prepare. If you want to get the gist without reading the whole thing, just look at the conclusion at the bottom, which sums up the episode on a whole. If you want the specifics for the reasonings at the conclusion, then I recommend reading the whole thing to find out. Also, it’s better to watch the episode before/while reading too. That way, you can follow along! 😀
Episode 11:
This episode starts off throwing the audience immediately into the fight between Cyan and Crimson. Fighting, however, is way too fast paced with not enough emphasis on impact. It makes the hits look incredibly weak. Dialogue is also incredibly long, and interrupts the flow of the scene. We see Cyan and Crimson wrestling, then it suddenly cuts back to Roux. The scene is littered with animation and spacing errors, such as a Roux looking to Epitaph, but then looking the other way literally the next frame. Her dress magically disappears as well. Despite detail apparently being as important as animation, there’s an incredible lack of good detail and spacing here. Dialogue between Epitaph and Roux doesn’t flow well at all. Sentences could be structured much better. These things are important for story-based animations. The shot suddenly cuts from Roux saying “I’ll kill you too,” to Cyan and Crimson fighting more. At least give the audience a que that the scene is going to switch. I understand that such cuts are used in fighting scenes all the time, but they aren’t pulled off well in this movie. The fact that the fighting is too fast-paced only amplifies this problem. Pacing has always been a problem, but the fight scene with Cyan and Crimson, as well as the fight with Roux and Epitaph, display it the most. The fighting is all over the place. Choreography is bad. The whole scene emphasizes effects rather than the actual fighting. Because the fighting is way too quick, text in the middle of it completely disrupts the flow and makes the scene feel odd. The fight has potential to be cool, but its speed prevents any focus or impact on any particular cool move/ability. I thought the ships firing at Epitaph would be actually pretty cool, but it happens so quickly without any impact, and Epitaph blocking all the shots with weird space planks is just kind of lame. Not to mention, why are the shots from the ships so small? These should practically be artillery shots, but they’re about the same size of a pistol shot. A cruiser barrage could have been really cool, but this problem, with the addition of impact being nonexistent, gets in the way of things. It makes the fight pretty bad. Also, Roux “rebuilding a world in her image” is incredibly cliche and unoriginal. The spacing and placement of the background with Cyan and Crimson is horrible. They’re all over the place, and then suddenly land on the device that transforms them back into Ralph and Sean. At least there’s actually good music this time around. However, there are no claims for creation of the music, nor are there disclaimers. Music needs to be credited and disclaimers must be made. Otherwise, it counts as stealing.New paragraph so the amount of text isn’t overwhelming! How is it that Epitaph can take on Roux and this massive fleet, but he gets shot in the back once and just gets knocked down? Character abilities and powers are incredibly inconsistent. More characters are added as users, and the audience doesn’t have any explanation for any of them. None of their names are introduced, despite them getting close-up time. They’re randomly inserted in the story, and it seems yet again like the movie is assuming the audience already knows the backstory of characters without any introduction to them. The “big manly mug” and Sean’s “m8” are both incredibly unnecessary jokes that have no place in the current setting, since Roux is literally going to kill them all once she’s done with Epitaph. There’s a ton of potential with Kaiju actually getting attention and making a speech, but he literally just tells everyone how to stop Charxek and that’s it. Kaiju has so much potential, but that doesn’t mean, in his current state, that Kaiju is a good character. He’s vastly underdeveloped, and not once has it been revealed in the movie that Kaiju is the Origin Being of Time. Nowhere. Believe me, I watched for it. I chuckled at the light switch joke, though. As Epitaph fights more Rouxians, (and yes, the fight is incredibly fast paced and not impactful at all, that’s basically a given at this point.) Kaiju and the users come out from nowhere and come to fight. Roux randomly gets philosophical (badly worded philosophy at that) and rants about heroism and savagery. Roux asks if they all are either mindless savages that just want to kill or heroes fighting for the same cause. She sees Node Spawns, and says “or maybe we’re more like them, simply killing through instinct.” This is where the flaws of this philosophical rant are apparent. “Mindless savagery” is MINDLESS, meaning that it happens through instinct. Saying “or maybe we’re more like them, simply killing through instinct,” is saying the exact same thing as what she said about mindless savages. In addition, there are CLEAR distinctions that show that the Rouxians aren’t fighting for the same thing Epitaph and the gang are. Roux literally said 2 minutes ago that she wants to end the world and rebuild it in her image. It’s also incredibly poor dialogue to say, right after all that attempted philosophy, “let’s have some fun.” It just makes Roux look edgy and it undermines the philosophy of literally 10 seconds ago. The philosophy itself is incredibly flawed, and it looks like a poor attempt to make Roux seem like a complicated character when she’s really not. The collaboration part is a nice touch. It’s got some problems with the background and quality, but it’s a good way to involve the users in the fight. Also, I find it ironic that the best entry is the one with the base figure. It could definitely have been set up better though. The still, pixelated background doesn’t improve things either, and makes the scenery look very bad in quality. Also, Epitaph’s added bits of the fight are WAY TOO fast paced this time around. Action happens way too quickly without much effect or impact. There are all these different Node Spawns that are coming out now, and there was no introduction to them at all. Also, there’s Rouxian tanks now. Nothing is explained, the movie expects you to already know information. This has been a problem for the series since episode one. Roux travels and kills a Node Spawn incredibly quickly, then asks if Charxek can feel Roux killing the Node Spawns. This would be fine if the overly fast-paced fighting didn’t have conflicts with the slow dialogue and text. Cruisers approach the field, and a ton of Node Spawns attack it. Suddenly, they’re in the ship and killing people, and suddenly there’s dead people everywhere and one Rouxian shoots himself in the face. This would be fine, and it could even be emotional, if it didn’t last 6 seconds. I cannot stress this enough: the pacing ruins this movie. It’s gotten to the point where it just even seems lazy.
The camera zooms inside the volcano, and we get a silhouette of Charxek. The animation of the informing Node Spawn is actually pretty good, I liked the hesitation before it let Charxek know that the Origin Beings were alive. Charxek actually gets a pretty cool roar moment, and it could clearly be emphasized more, but instead we randomly get a close up of Epitaph’s face as he’s just standing doing nothing lol. Pacing strikes once again, and Roux knocks Epitaph down and calls him weak. It’s confusing how she wants to become an Origin Being again, but she calls Epitaph a “damned Origin Being” and Kaiju a “wretched Origin Being.” It’s bad writing. Charxek’s entrance is pretty nice, and the Dark Souls music is a good choice for it as well, but there isn’t much of a reaction from anyone actually seeing her. It’s more them backing away when the meteor hits, and no one actually looking at Charxek. Charxek is a pretty big freakin monster, so there’s a lot of untapped potential for reactions to Charxek. Epitaph and Roux don’t really marvel at it, either, which is a loss for more potential. Not to mention, we already know Charxek can speak, so we’re really missing out on interaction between her and Epitaph/Kaiju/Roux/etc. Again, fighting is too quick. Also, it’s incredibly annoying and disorienting to have the music automatically decrease in volume every time there’s dialogue. It’s completely unneeded. It’s text, not actual speaking; there is no need for that. Epitaph as a character also does way too many hand-to-fist gestures. He’s been doing it the entire series. It’s overused at this point. Also, this is when Charxek finally makes a reveal. This is the big baddie that everyone’s worried about. Why is there so much focus on Ralph and Roux then? Ralph making fun of Roux’s butt is completely out of place with the current events. Roux makes a weak comeback and acts edgy.
This is where plotholes of all kind come out: Ralph’s computer. That singular laptop could literally solve every single problem the story has ever faced. It takes Roux, freezes her, and teleports her in front of Charxek. Literally all you would need to do is freeze someone then stab ‘em a couple times. Why wasn’t this taken advantage of earlier? Why was Ralph completely helpless before, but he can now control pretty much everything? The plotholes are strong with this one. The sword goes in front of Epitaph and Kaiju, but Ralph catches it when it’s behind them. What is this spacing? I also haven’t mentioned the crowd effects. They aren’t good. Also, when was Ralph this powerful? He dashes incredibly fast and slashes Charxek in the face. Why hasn’t he been like this before? And why does Charxek fall down after getting slashed once in the face? Isn’t this supposed to be the primary antagonist that everyone wants to stop? Why is Charxek suddenly underpowered? Epitaph attacks after Ralph, and Charxek is suddenly up again. Charxek uses a laser blast, and Epitaph gets pushed back into a cliff. Roux jumps out of nowhere to join him. Roux’s laugh isn’t well edited at all. She also is very angry that “it took years” and now her plan is ruined. During this, a cruiser suddenly pops out of nowhere and is just as quickly blasted by a laser and falls downwards. The scenes are completely unorganized, and there are many clear examples of this. However, focus should be on scriptwriting concerning Roux. According to Epitaph, the Origin Beings were created ONLY THREE YEARS FROM THE EVENTS IN THE MOVIE. This isn’t counting the time it took for harmony to turn into chaos and Roux getting her Origin Being status removed (which should have taken at least 6 months to a year if it’s realistic). Just like the movement, even this series’s events and storyline are all rushed. I understand it’s a reference to StickNodes being created and all that, but quite honestly, it makes Roux as a character look incompetent and whiny. Many villains spend much longer time working for their goals, and some dedicate their lives to it. Roux merely spending two years makes it look weak. Not to mention, it’s overused and cliche. It wasn’t even the perfect plan. Cruisers that can easily be stolen/boarded/destroyed, guards that are incredibly incompetent, and all this to try to find the important sword, crucial to her plan might I add, that was plainly hidden in a hole. Also the Roux laugh sounds like a Sr Pelo laugh. It’s hard to take seriously. Kaiju comes out of nowhere to protect Epitaph, and he engages Roux. Fighting is a bit better and not as fast paced, but still not the best in choreography and pacing. The scene suddenly cuts to Ralph, as they’re fighting against Charxek. It’s less a fight now and more focused completely on effects. A couple tanks and a cruiser are destroyed, but it’s not even that particularly exciting since they’re literally just sitting there doing nothing but blowing up. Chimdi and JackFly (who, mind you, has just literally been introduced and his name hasn’t even been said yet) nod to each other in agreement for something not known by the audience. For some reason, the shot of Chimdi body blocking for Ralph shows up. There’s no buildup for it, and it just happens. A lot of unexplained stuff happens in this series, and the episodes don’t even bother trying to explain. It’s not impactful at all when Kaiju gets stabbed by Roux, since it happens so incredibly quickly. The animation itself isn’t impactful either, and it’s badly made as a close up. Kaiju literally just falls down on his back after that; there’s no dramatic emphasis. Roux says, “Make sure they stay here, I don’t want any more mistakes” to her soldiers. This is completely different than what she was saying before, as she declared she’d “take great pleasure” in killing Epitaph. Why not just kill them both right then and there instead of making the soldiers “watch over them?” How could someone have that sudden decision change in the span of 2 minutes? Then Roux just completely jumps behind Ralph and Chimdi without any introduction, and another fight begins. All these characters are completely weak. Chimdi gets hit in the face and JackFly flies in somehow trying to kick Roux but bounces off. Ralph is in the frame before, but just completely disappears when Roux takes Sean. The POV shots from Epitaph are very confusing and cluttered, and the choreography and spacing is pretty bad. Epitaph flies to stop Roux and hits her in the face with a POV shot, but the style makes it so there is no impact. The entirety of the fights, in fact, look like weak slap fights. There’s way too much emphasis on abilities and powers and not fighting itself.
Somehow, even though Sean was weak and helpless a moment ago, he has enough power to move incredibly fast and trips freaking (I’d say something else but I don’t want this to be censored from the website) Charxek Thar! How the hell? He then jumps to Ralph the next second, even though Charxek was between them, meaning yet another spacing error. Ralph and Sean have this weird moment with the sword, then charge to Charxek. They then stick the sword right in Charxek’s face, killing her. This would have been really cool, if they actually went through Charxek’s head and NOT HER DANG NOSE! There is LITERALLY no way that Charxek, a being of such power (combined with basic anatomy and common sense), died simply by getting stabbed in the Nose! The god dang NOSE! It’s SO STUPID! This is supposed to be the final boss of the episodes, the big baddie of the movie! What if Thanos died because his nose got blown off? “Just cut off Sauron’s nose and you’ll be fine, dude.” It’s completely, utterly idiotic. Animal anatomy shows that their snouts extend. Charxek was stabbed through her snout, essentially the nose, and it killed her. Yea, it went through her mouth too, but multiple dogs and other animals have been shown to survive without the top side of their snout. All it takes is a google and the evidence is there. Unless Charxek’s brain is in her nose (which would be the epitome of stupidity), there’s no way that the final stab could have killed. I don’t want any “oh it’s the magic sword that can kill her, just put it through her once and she will die.” That’s cliche and unoriginal as it is, but even then, that magic weaponry kills with MORTAL BLOWS. Not simply touching them. Take vampires. Silver weaponry will hurt them, but it will only kill them if a mortal wound is struck using silver. Even though Epitaph is clashing with Roux a ways away from Charxek, he suddenly comes right next to Charxek’s body, proclaiming that she’s dead. There are way too many problems with spacing. I understand that victories are great and all, but there were quite a lot of users and Rouxians that died there. Not to mention, considering that Rouxians are converted users, there’s even a ton more that perished. I thought the Rouxian reaction was more appropriate for the situation. It was actually pretty cool to see the Rouxians, who are pretty much programmed to follow Roux and her every command, put their weapons at ease. The users are just celebrating for the most part. Also, a lot of the users barely even participated in the fight at all. The lizard furry dude and Squido weren’t seen fighting once.
Epitaph goes to Roux and says, “I understand you only wanted to do good, but there are better ways to sort things.” First off what the actual hell, Roux wasn’t trying to do any common good at all. Her entire motive was to take back her Origin Being status and then COMPLETELY DESTROY Utopia and make it in her own image, along with capturing more users and turning them into Rouxians. The only “good” part of this is that she wanted to kill Charxek, but that’s not even for doing good. Roux needed to take out Charxek Thar so her plan would work. All of her motivations are focused on bettering off only herself. Yea, she’d make a new utopia in her image, but that’s only so that she can regain her Origin Being status and control the whole world. If there are any different motivations for Roux, literally none of them are shown. There was an opportunity for Roux to explain earlier and actually show some motivations/reasonings, but she was interrupted “in the name of good scriptwriting.” Then, Roux pulls out an edgy “there’s more to it than that, you wouldn’t understand.” Well, the audience certainly doesn’t understand because it hasn’t been explained at all. Not to mention, what is there to understand besides Roux simply wanting to destroy the world and make a new one where she controls everything and gets everything she wants? Perhaps she has more motivations, but since she is so shallow as a character, we don’t know any of them, and she just seems bratty and childish. There actually is really good dialogue after Roux leaves. Kaiju walks up limping and says, “we’ll bring her back, give it time.” Epitaph responds with “you and your time.” That’s actually very well written, and I particularly liked that line. However, the only reason I can actually appreciate the line is because I already know Kaiju is the Origin Being of Time. Since Kaiju is also a shallow character that isn’t expanded on in the slightest and isn’t even described to the audience as a time controller, the audience can’t completely understand that line to its fullest effect. It’s also a major disappointment that Kaiju didn’t use any abilities related to time in the slightest during the fights. The “friend” moment is kinda weirdly placed. I’ve got no problems with it; it actually shows personality and friendship between the two, but it’s odd being placed there right before Ralph pitches in. Also what the actual hell, why is Galaysite in the back? She’s been gone for the two episodes before this fight, why is she in the back? And why aren’t Chimdi and Squido interacting with her in the slightest? That story arc has been completely butchered. The weather joke with memes was kinda funny, but it got repetitive when there was another one made. Not to mention, why the hell is extra thicc a setting for it? I get that it’s for humor, but honestly this series has been emphasizing “thiccness” way too much. Also why hasn’t the laptop been used earlier? It literally controls the weather; it’s the most powerful weapon they got. Epitaph is looking outside as it’s sunny, thinking. Roux fades into view and then fades away. I understand it’s to show that Epitaph is concerned for her and whatever, but it honestly looks more like a meme than anything emotional. Epitaph says “till next time,” and the series finally ends with a pretty decent shot of the setting.
Conclusion: A cliche, unoriginal, unorganized, horribly paced, plot-hole ridden excuse of a final climax. This entire episode uses music and Charxek’s roars as a poor attempt to make up for the utter lack of quality anywhere else. Characters show little to no development whatsoever throughout the whole series. Charxek Thar had her moments, but was ultimately an underused and underpowered villain with little to no explanation for her motivations besides “she’s evil.” Also, it’s rather annoying and anticlimactic to have Charxek die via nose stab by magic sword from two suddenly overpowered dudes. Fight scenes are without impact whatsoever, and they emphasize lasers and explosions more than the actual fights themselves. This could still be ok, if the fighting and pacing in general wasn’t so fast paced, unorganized, and horribly choreographed. Character personalities and motives are all over the place. The film constantly stresses childish humor even during this final fight, and it just comes off as bad. Not to mention, humor certainly isn’t the best in quality, either. Character powers and limits aren’t defined at all, as some can fight tons of soldiers and blast them to bits, but fall over after getting tripped or shot in the back with a simple shotgun. Dialogue is for the most part grammatically destroyed and not well written. Characters suddenly become overpowered/underpowered whenever the horribly organized plot requires it. The movie does have its moments, but once again, one watches a good movie for a good movie, not a good moment. There is absolutely no character growth or maturity at the end of this. No character has learned any lessons; there is no impact. The overhype for the series finale blinds many from its incredibly obvious mediocrity. This episode is simply, inherently, objectively bad. People can still like it, don’t get me wrong, but from a cinematic aspect, it’s bad.
And that’s all! Tune in to the final part, where we take a look at the series on a whole, and try to piece why everyone thinks this movie is a masterpiece when it clearly isn’t! I will be happy to answer any questions in the comments, and I encourage mature discussion in the comments! Thanks! Stay Classy!
By the way, apologies for the whole paragraph thing. The website deletes additional enters, so I can’t make big spaces between paragraphs. Sorry ‘bout that. :/
why so longg
Bigger is better
no it’s what you do with it that matters
*insert lenny*
*raises eyebrows*
*kisses eyes*
True, a happy medium of the two would be most effective I believe
@epitaph200
Undeveloped characters and fast fights are also SGA a lot too Oof
Indeed. SGA’s fights actually got impact in them tho. Practically every hit and effect looks powerful, and the fights become very satisfying because of this. However, characters have personalities relatable to personalities of rocks. It’s better by far at fight scenes and effects, but storyline and character personality is basically nonexistent.
holy bob saget
you should do video reviews I mean you have a damn good script apparently
And some dead fingers
I prefer those type of videos rather than these long long paragraph, I thought it was done and over about halfway but apparently not
Yeah, i would’ve been more willing to listen/ watch a video than read a yelp review
I’ve been thinking about it, it could be fun to do reviews on different series on the community, so that’s definitely an option for the future.
Damn
Your saying this is elements at this point toxic
Not exactly. Elements by far has an advantage in fight scenes and effects, the animation is superb and every hit feels powerful. However, the StickNodes Movie actually tries to expand on storyline and focuses on characters, whereas Elements would be the same in storyline if scarves were taped to trees. They’ve got different things they specialize in, but both are pretty meh in general.
hey I found a typo
(kinda)
You wrote “horribly organized” which would mean it was VERY organized. The correct wording would be “horribly UNorganized”
but I’m no expert
Rip, it’s hard to spellcheck all this stuff when there’s so much to spellcheck lol
Noot
You’re pretty good at these critiques. You constantly point out the things that I had problems with when watching. Definitely gonna take note of everything you mention here to make Project Landfall much better. Man It would be so funny to see you review Elements, Amnesia and Beyond Humanity. I have a good feeling you would rip those apart.
Beyond Humanity’s good so f*ck you and I’m totally not biased because I’m technically in it
User Banned
BH is horses**t and you know it
actually not biased btw, I got to know Kenny since before the first part of episode 0 came out.
I genuinely think that BH is good
I’m in SNM. But I will admit that it could be better in several areas. I’ve watched beyond humanity. It has me yawning over the fact that theres no visible story. No main plot. I don’t see anything good about it besides animation. The concept of it would be good if it had a story to go along with it. Characters are also not memorable. Accept for the dude with the rice patty.
Well, it DOES only have 3 episodes…
and another reason I really enjoy it is because while (i think) Episode 0 was still being worked on, I got a chance to really Bond with Kenny… over Minecraft Pocket Edition. Even so, Ideas for MY BHC arose. Emoji Warrior(My Character) is a meme character created especially for BH. I feel like I’m truly a part of the series, cause I have watched this series evolve over time
Same has happened with me and SNM. I watched it evolve, get better and develop. Even before the first episode was out. I also would commonly talk to Epitaph. This was back when the joke rivalry was running between me and him. This is all about the fact that you were a part of it. Not about the actual quality of the series itself. The characters are hardly memorable, the plot isn’t set 3 episodes in and theres already been like 6 pointless fight scenes.
shhhhhh
Yep, I’ve got multiple different series planned in the future. Elements for sure, but I’m holding off on Beyond Humanity because it only has three episodes. Once there’s more episodes, I’ll rip into that one too lol.
“Multiple different series planned” *Milennia Complex shivers in fear*
Oooooh boi. Can’t wait
Hi, I’m here to tell you why your opinion is wrong because it differs from mine.
I actually didn’t read the whole thing… I got really bored around when you talked about the light switch joke… cause all I could think about after that was Jacksfilms.
But I really only want to talk about how many times you talked about Pacing up to the lightswitch meme.
You have to realize, a couple scenes in Episode 11 were animated by other people… in clips… that were sent via email to epitaph. Kind of hard to blend those together
ok that’s it, I’m Red, and that’s why I think your Opinion is wrong because it differs from mine.
If the pacing is bad, then the pacing is bad. If one person worked on an animation and the pacing is bad, then the pacing is bad. If multiple people worked on the same animation and the pacing is bad, then the pacing is bad. It does not matter the conditions as to why the pacing is bad. I understand that it is difficult to sync that stuff up, but it does not in any way relieve the fact that animation pacing in general is bad in the film.
I was half joking, I personally believe that the series was good, and I don’t TOTALLY hate this critique… cause I never end up reading it all.
That little, “here’s why your opinion is wrong because it differs from mine,” was very clearly a joke
User Banned
I’d rename these to Cra**y Critiques rather than ‘classy’.
Legitimately, many of your claims in this final edition have cemented you as a pretty bad reviewer. Your propositions. Are on point and your detail is commendable but one single thing makes it all pointless. You’re reviewing it as if it were a big budget blockbuster rather than a casual YouTube series some random guy made for a laugh.
You make massive contradictions at points where you say people talk too much in combat and other times they talk too little. You’ll say the text is slow when that is intentional so people can actually goddamn read. You’ll point out tge freaking nitpickiest of things like saying the ‘Big manly mug’ joke was unnecessary, like, honestly, it was there as a little joke and you’re going to go that far.
The series started strong because as a mere YouTube series, it wasn’t good enough and your rules applied to it. But SNM’s later Episodes are far more developed and yet you continue to apply those rules that no longer apply.
You also point out how plot is lacking or fighting is too based on effects when you yourself only post fught animation. If i applied your rules to one of your anims it would look atrocious.
As a blockbuster reviewer, you can get by. As a casual project reviewer, you’re one of the worst I’ve seen.
You constantly point out the terms ‘utter lack of quality’ and other synonymous terms as if to whittle down the series and make it look worse than it is.
You’re final quote cements your retarded approach to this. “From a cinematic stand point, it’s bad”. Well guess what ‘mr i know everything’, this isn’t a cinematic masterpiece, it’s barely cinematic, it’s a casual goddamn youtube series by some random guy, not Guardians of the f**king Galaxy.
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From this point on, don’t expect me to ‘tune in next time’, you need to fix your reviews first. Consider yourself lucky i cannot care enough about you to review your style of review. Goodbye, Scarf User.
Interesting. Instead of coming up with valid and intelligent arguments to prove me wrong, you only attack me personally as a “bad reviewer” and a “scarf user.” Allow me to prove you completely wrong.
1. It is a casual YouTube series indeed. So why did I review it like I expected more than that? Well, perhaps because you constantly praise the film as such. “Great storyline, deep and interesting characters,” everything I heard about the film would deem it as such. And thus, I began to review it with more expectations because of all the high praise. Yes, it’s a casual YouTube series. Then stop praising it like it is even more than that. In addition, “doesn’t mean we can’t push the limits.” That’s a quote from you, by the way. Why are you “pushing the limits of stickfigure design” but completely giving yourself tons of slack for the series? Maybe because you’re blatantly a hypocrite, but what do I know, apparently I’m just a silly old “scarf user” and my opinion is no longer valid. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
2. The contradictions you highlight as examples aren’t contradictions at all, but opposite ends of a spectrum. If a character talks for ten hours but fights for 2 seconds, then the character talked too long. If the character talks for 2 seconds and immediately goes into the fight, the character has talked too little to set up the fight. This IS NOT CONTRADICTION. It is merely highlighting two errors that are related by dialogue timing but are on opposite sides of a spectrum. In addition, it is also the Critic’s JOB to nitpick. Small bad details can combine into a jumbled and incoherent mess. Let me put it in a way that you can understand. If a detailed figure has the body structure and main components all in place, but has multiple little details sticking out, then those details can ruin the entire figure. I don’t expect perfection. However, I expected something good. The movie certainly did not deliver.
3. Since when do cinematic rules no longer apply to a film when it becomes more developed? How the hell? “Oh because I worked more on a film and spent more time developing it, it should be considered automatically better!” That’s not how the world works, and that is certainly not how moviemaking works. It DOES NOT MATTER HOW DEVELOPED THE EPISODE IS OR HOW MUCH TIME YOU PUT INTO IT, the rules always apply. There is no “get out of jail free card” simply because you worked harder and developed the episode more.
4. There is utter lack of quality in the plot, characters, pacing, impact (both in fights and emotionally), themes, I could go on. I have highlighted multiple examples proving this. But we are currently reviewing the StickNodes Movie, not my own little fights I make. I do know that I haven’t made anything with a relative storyline yet, but projects are in the works. More importantly, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT I POST. We are currently reviewing THIS movie. NOT anything I make. Are you really stooping so low to defend your series by stating “well the critic has sucky animations too lol haha” instead of actually being on topic? How immature. Honestly I already know my animations aren’t good lmao. But that is NOT important right now, because the critique is NOT centered on my animations. Believe me, if I were to critique em, I would personally rip em apart.
5. “Mr. I Know Everything.” I haven’t heard such mean and derogatory titles since kindergarten! Once again, read number 1. If you acknowledge that your series isn’t a “cinematic masterpiece,” then don’t go patting your own back all over the place stating that it is. Because it isn’t. I have acknowledged the fact that I am only human and I make mistakes. If there are mistakes with my judgement, I ask the readers to point them out and back them up with evidence. That way, we can logically fix an issue. Gyro brought multiple things to my attention that I didn’t see in the film, and I thanked him for his logical input. I am not “Mr I know everything.” It would be awesome if I was, but I’m definitely not lol.
6. “Consider yourself lucky I cannot care enough about you to review your style of review.” Now, right there is the kind of emotion that should be put into this emotionally barren movie! Arrogance, Ignorance, with hints of Entitlement, Anger, and Megalomania (Elusions of grandeur if you didn’t know what it means). All this could really create a character the audience loves to hate. And how so should I fix my reviews? Should I make them less harsh and give the movie more slack than it needs? Should they agree with your opinion entirely? I don’t even think you understand that you have a subconscious emotional bias to your work, and therefor you can’t see it for what it is, only what it could be in your mind. That’s the root for every argument you make right there: emotion. I have been using facts since part one of this critique to cement my reviews. If you’ve got facts from the same movie, I’d be happy to discuss logically with you and factually prove something of significance. However, debating with an immature adult throwing a temper tantrum is not something that I enjoy. Your arguments are BARELY factual, as the only things backing them up are “I spent so long so I deserve more credit!” and “Well even though you’re reviewing my series and it’s completely irrelevant, you’re bad too!” From this point on, don’t expect me to logically debate with you, you need to grow up first. Consider yourself lucky that I cannot care enough about you to factually destroy your arguments right now. Goodbye, ignorant and arrogant butthole with a superiority complex. (I’ve got the evidence to prove that last statement right if you disagree, by the way.)
Damn
I smell war
*runs*
*grabs hammer*
You do, but we talked about this alredy Toxic
Rip
Damn. You’re the Donut Operator of Stick Nodes. You try and prove Donut Operator wrong on twitter or youtube, you get slapped twice as hard back with your own comments. Same thing here in stick nodes it looks like.
Ahh.. What a time to be back. The amount of times I said calling people a “scarf figure” was stupid is uncountable.
Can we get an F in Chat for Epitaph?
User Banned
Uugh, why do i even bother with users like you. Wish you stayed gone since vanished
alright, you’re handling this worse than expected.
you’re being cocky which is the very last thing I expected from you.
spierr arguably did worse things than this guy is doing criticizing your work, and you still forgave him easier than you’re forgiving this guy.
why?
oh, because toxic is a “scarf user”
seriously man, i don’t like scarf users but this dude isn’t even talking about his work, it’s not even relevant, he’s criticizing your work
i”m able to tell this is you fed up with his criticisms not because of him being a scarf user, no, because he is criticizing your hard work.
because not 3 reviews ago you were saying that it was that he was right that enraged you, which episodes were he talking about?
episodes 7-9
there’s no way there’s a big enough difference between episode 9 and episode 11 that you get to start randomly insulting this guy.
you’re just being a jerk at this point, please please please think about what you’re doing, you’re the last person I want to argue with
Dezway is right about this one mate. I have supported every assertion I have ever made with factual support and logic, while you whine and act like a jerk. Is that why you wished I was gone? Because I’m actually putting up an argument? Stop being a baby and man up already. It’s criticism. I’d expect you to handle it, since you already rant about how “base users refuse criticism.” As it turns out, calling me a scarf user no longer makes my opinion irrelevant! It only makes you an arrogant, cocky, pompous jerk. See, that right there is how to use the word pompous. The more you know, amiright?
wow
i havent seen anyone able to beat epitaph like that for awhile
even i had trouble. nice job toxic
All it takes is some facts, logic, and the willingness to stand up to a bully 😀
i had logic and the will to stand up but the facts are what i needed
can i be your apprentice in these things and can you also help me make a good story with good lines?
My guy, I’d be delighted to! My email is [email protected] if you want to contact me about any stuff. I’m not on discord a lot, but I’ll be happy to assist in any way I can! 😀
thank you
now all i need to do is master the walk cycle
Is it odd that I also want to be your apprentice as well? Cuz hell, why the f not?!
i don’t know what to do.
epitaph is being a real jerk and this isn’t like him.
he usually backs his arguments up with evidence but now he’s just insulting you and me.
i’ve helped resolve these things before, epitaph has said I’m like him but I can keep cool in drama, but now I don’t even know what I can do to solve this and come out with my friendship with him still intact.
i think the popularity stress and multiple series is getting to him
it should’ve gotten to him months ago.
I really don’t like having all this drama and whatnot, but I’m really sorry to say that, at many times with other people, this usually is like Epitaph. He constantly craps on people and acts like a power-hungry jerk. I’ve talked to many different people about it, and he’s just been a bully for the longest time. Even people who were his friends or are just nice in general, like Jackfly, he just talks behind their backs and ruins their reputations. He just turns on anyone who disagrees with him. I don’t want to quarrel with him, I don’t want any of this at all. But he has gotten to a point where I just can’t let his behavior fly. I’m sorry that you got roped up with this too.
please give me screenshots and links, no more than a month old.
i’m gonna write a paragraph post.
Sure thing. Could I get your email for that?
i would prefer it if you would post it here.
Well I can’t post it in replies or anything, and if I post it here then it will go out for absolutely everyone to see, I just want to make sure I don’t have to deal with a furious Epitaph justifying statements or anything like that. Should I just like make a status update or something and include all the screenshots there?
yeah, don’t tag him though.
K I’ll just make a post and tag ya for it.
another thing I should point out, it’s not your fault for getting me into this, it’s mine, i chose to get into this.
i usually stand up for epitaph but he went too far here, i can’t justify his actions like I usually can.
Sorry Epitaph but I just keep nodding yes to everything Toxic says. And I honestly could drop back and pull several scenarios where you called SNM a masterpiece. You honestly need to also hold back on the insults cause they’re weakening your arguments extensively,as if they weren’t already weak enough.
unfortunately epitaph, I agree with the follow-up post toxic made.
you can’t complain that it’s a casual YouTube series and not a cinematic masterpiece but constantly treat it like a cinematic masterpiece, you say it’s one of the best stick nodes YouTube series’ in terms of detail, story and characters, and get mad when someone says it is otherwise.
you can’t get on him for the animations he makes either, that has no relevance to the conversation whatsoever, he never said he could make anything better than this, he was pointing out the many many apparent flaws in this series and this episode in particular.
i really am not looking forward to the reply to this comment because I’m expecting unwarranted anger and insults from what the post I am replying to is showing.
i do not mean for this to be rude, and forgive me if I miss important things, i don’t want to spend the next half-hour reading his previous reviews, this post is me being honest.
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User Banned
Did i ever call it a goddamn masterpiece, no, no I didn’t. I said it was good but anyone with a functioning brain would piece together that it is good FOR A CASUAL SERIES. Yet he goes ahead and reviews it with spiteful comments left right and centre. So f**king done with that pompous prick.
and to answer that question yes you do. you praise its power. you call it a high quality series. you make only people like eb or gamer or other with significant power and status in. if it may not be direct its indirect as all hell
okay, maybe you haven’t called it a masterpiece, fair enough.
you still have done more than your fair share of bragging about it.
Well, you certainly didn’t use the specific word “masterpiece,” but on multiple occasions you have praised the animation as something beyond all other series. I’ve got tons of evidence if you would like it. Even as a casual series, it fails on the most basic concepts of storyline, character development, and even animation lol. It’s not even good on a causal level, and I’ve proven that too. You can’t say I’m reviewing it compared to a big budget cinematic film simply because I said “cinematic” once or twice. Cinematic, by all definitions, means RELATED TO A MOVIE. The StickNodes is indeed a movie, is it not? Any person with “a functioning brain” would understand that. My comments are realistic and well-deserved compared to the quality of the movie, not simply spiteful. And I’m not being pompous at all. I understand that I’m not perfect, as I have described before. I am confident in what I say simply because I have logic, evidence, and facts to back up my assertions. Any person with “a functioning brain” would know that isn’t being pompous. It’s called being intelligent. Try it sometime, it’s pretty nice!
toxic
thank you for being intelligent
Eyyy I gotchu my boi
Epitaph got game ended, let’s get an F in chat
now is most certainly not the time.
I try to stay light hearted
hey not tryna defend epitaph but the reason i wasnt fighting in the movie is because i couldnt join the final battle collab.
kinda ironic considering i was literally in the group logo for the final battle collab
I wish i found this post earlier, really useful, thanks Toxic