• Replying to comment by: Acu FanYoyo one of my favs hand cannons
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    My favorite gun of all time either has to be the SCAR from Crysis or the casull from Hellsing

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  • Which should I play to scare the shit out of my sister when there’s a power outage ?

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    • Play Ralph’s werid pedophile laugh instead

      2022-04-20 12:13:15 UTC 1
      • Replying to: 🎄🏳️‍⚧️René (F)🏳️‍⚧️🎄Play Ralph's werid pedophile laugh instead

        Wait how about I play girls laughing at my jokes

        They sound like :

        Apparently if they’re higher pitched then it means she likes you but I don’t believe that smh smh anybody can have a goofy laugh or a laugh that sounds like your worst nightmare

        2022-04-21 06:14:03 UTC 0
    • Play knocking sound

      2022-04-20 12:23:11 UTC 1
  • Replying to comment by: TimelostGamerSome body tips I found
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    Nono it’s one bone only

    Twitter artist trying to be realistic but still draws unrealistically voluptious female bodies

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  • Replying to comment by: scarlett [dormant account]made in response to the bunny pandemic sweeping this hell ho

    Overly specular shotgun hunter is coming to save us all, yay !

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  • Replying to comment by: SillyWizard01what did epitaph do..?

    he picked up a cupcake

    Okay but when he turned out to be a pedo, I really didn’t expect that, nobody did actually, we knew he was permanently horny all the time ( mf tried to hide a dick in a sword ) but not to this extent.

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  • Replying to comment by: SillyWizard01@ralph are you and sean dating also is it seen or shawn pron

    I don’t care what anybody says, it’s pronounced seen, not fucking shaun

    Like the guy who came up with A7X abbreviation like bruh where the fuck is the X in avenged sevenfold

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  • Main menu theme isn’t important…

    right ?

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  • Replying to comment by: 🎄🏳️‍⚧️René (F)🏳️‍⚧️🎄It looks good but games like rdr2 look better imo

    Oh shit I forgot about RDR2

    RDR2 is one blurry as fuck looking game, but take the TAA away, and you get something that rivals Crysis

    Every single bit of it just looks unbelievable, they’ve really done one hell of a graphical showcase there

    The models, texture and animations are way better than CR3, well it ought to be with the most expensive game of all time, but the rest looks like trash for some reason.

    Oh now I get why Prophet says ” what are you prepared to sacrifice ”

    I sacrificed my extremely low standard for graphics that makes everything else look like trash.

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  • Mfw Crysis 3 is still the best looking game

    It’s been almost a decade, when is there going to be a better looking game ?

    It’s 2022 and we have tech like variable rate shading, VXAO, image reconstruction ( DLSS or FSR ) and freaking real-time ray tracing, and no game has managed to look better than it.

    In fact, it looks so good that the remastered version has minor graphical downgrades that’s noticeable !

    Only games that I can think of that even comes close to looking as good as CR3 is Far Cry 4 and Crysis 2 remastered.

    When FC4 came out, it put EVERY game to shame in terms of graphics, except for Crysis 3 of course, in fact, it looks so good that it’s still one of the most taxing games on PC

    As for CR2 remastered, the devs did a good job this time, no obvious downgrades, and freakishly natural-looking lighting

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    • It looks good but games like rdr2 look better imo

      2022-04-19 04:12:35 UTC 0
      • Replying to: 🎄🏳️‍⚧️René (F)🏳️‍⚧️🎄It looks good but games like rdr2 look better imo

        Oh shit I forgot about RDR2

        RDR2 is one blurry as fuck looking game, but take the TAA away, and you get something that rivals Crysis

        Every single bit of it just looks unbelievable, they’ve really done one hell of a graphical showcase there

        The models, texture and animations are way better than CR3, well it ought to be with the most expensive game of all time, but the rest looks like trash for some reason.

        Oh now I get why Prophet says ” what are you prepared to sacrifice ”

        I sacrificed my extremely low standard for graphics that makes everything else look like trash.

        2022-04-19 07:29:23 UTC 0
  • Replying to comment by: NoCamperseusFinished the SS1
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    Damn that looks pretty realistick™ but maybe a bit overly specular on the lighting

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  • Replying to comment by: Ralph (Developer)how would you know-

    I pirate everything, if I lived in the USA right now, I would be no.1 most wanted on FBI for piracy

    Movies, games, music, even softwares, you name it, I pirate it, all because my parents won’t buy me games

    All but sticknodes pro ( ecks dee ! ) Because it was cheap anyways.

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  • Replying to comment by: [Tarik_Does_Stuff]Apk mfs waiting for the website they download from to update

    The update is near-instant anyways, it’s automated.

    But I paid so I get the update when it launches :sunglasses:

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  • Menu music is important, don’t change my mind

    FNAF 3 has one of the best menu musics I’ve ever heard

    – actually not some boring background music, actually bops
    – makes springtrap ( the guy you’re going to be dealing with ) look like a badass
    – either makes you scared before you even go into the game, or makes you too distracted by the sick beat to be scared

    Or you could do like Doom 2016 and have a badass menu music
    https://youtu.be/PPObAK0rzA8

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  • I think I am becoming insane, or games are

    Everytime a game is doing the same thing, Vaas gets in my head and tells me the definition of insanity

    You know what Far Cry 3, Bioshock Infinite, Red Dead Redemption 2 and God of War ( 2018 ) all have in common ?

    All of them have a bastard with a heart of gold story ( okay maybe not FC3 because Jason is VERY self-aware that he became a monster and there’s no redemption from it )

    Oh here’s something a little crazier : FNAF games are never the same thing, each of them are different

    Meanwhile game devs have no problem with doing the exact same formula over and over again, want a good example ? Call of Duty has been the exact, same game for 12 years since MW2, nothing’s changed and it’s only gotten worse since.

    Hmm makes you wonder why games like GTA and Witcher 3 are so successful

    Oh right ! They’re never the same thing ! GTA is always different on each game, and Witcher doesn’t have the typical bastard with a heart of gold story !

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    • Shooting games are drastically overrated and generally not a very fun experience.

      Unless you’re a sweaty loser who plays COD all day because you’re unemployed, there’s no way you’re winning any online match. Even the story in these games are usually terrible.

      2022-04-16 09:13:15 UTC 3
      • Replying to: Tastylemon16Shooting games are drastically overrated and generally not a

        as a sweaty loser who plays COD all day because im unemployed, i agree with this message

        2022-04-16 09:22:51 UTC 2
  • Top 1000 SCPs :

    1. Yo Mama ( vine boom thunder )
    Known to be fat and stupid af, so stupid that she brought a cup to a juicewrld concert

    2. Spoiled Pasta ( vine super boom 3x )
    Nothing worse than eating soggy pasta you conserved from last week only to find out that it’s spoiled and you’re getting diarrhea ( thunder )

    3. Twitter ( oooooooohhhhhhhhh mah gawd ( vine boom 39928x ) )
    Also known as dumpster fire, creating a twitter account will be the biggest mistake of your life ( boom )

    567. Literally every NSFW artist on e621
    Just remember that in real life, these guys are completely normal people and they could be hiding in plain sight
    The only thing abnormal about them is those who still live in their parent’s house, they can turn their heads, alt-tab and draw at an uncomprehensible speed, probably to avoid getting seeing by their parents ( boom )

    980. GTX 980
    When you realize that games will become more and more unoptimized and you only have 4GB of VRAM and should’ve gone for the R9 instead ( thunder wolf howl )

    1000. Stick nodes demon ( vine boom )
    A folklore or actually a real demon which haunts the app ? Maybe it’s just liie herobrine, it’s ralph’s long-lost and dead brother coming to haunt him back in his own creation ( thunder vine boom wolf howl 3x )

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