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England is my city. England is the best city. England is the largest city. England is the poshest city. England is... TEA TEA AND MORE CUPS OF TEA. CRUMPETS CRUMPETS AND MORE CRUMPETS. NEWS PAPERS NEWS PAPERS NEWS PAPERS. CIGARS CIGARS CIGARS.BOOKS BOOKS AND MORE BOOKS. QUEENS KINGS AND MORE ROYAL STUFF. That. is England.
Ralph's edit: England blows.
Ralph's edit: England blows.
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english government: we need a flag!
2-year-old-with-red-crayon: say no more
American Government: we need a president!
Orange retard: say no more
British: Have some tea sire
American: O men, have some hawtdawgs bruh? Wat kind of coffin is dis?
Presidency Year 1
Withdrew from wealth-redistribution schemes TPP and Paris Climate Accords
Illegal border crossings down 50%+
Unemployment rate 4.1% (17-year low)
Black/Hispanic unemployment lowest in years
GDP at 3.5%+, consumer confidence soaring
Stock market 22%+ (70 record closes)
1.7million+ new jobs
Tax code rewritten, break for 80% of Americans
Record regulations cut back, business coming back as a result, 22-1 elimination rate
Most federal judges appointed in first year, over 73, including conservative to Supreme Court
Total Square miles held by ISIS:
Trump: 1,930 – Obama: 17,500
Estimated # of total ISIS Fighters:
Trump: 1,000 – Obama 35,000
Triggering SJW snowflakes / fake crybaby media on a daily basis – yes
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Careful with that fake news son you just got LEARNT HARD.
(Realizes I may have went overboard)
…eh
Wtf have i just read
you just got red pilled son
just accept it
you are now woke
…are people still saying woke?
…
screw it this is my website
you are now woke
Goddamnit… You gave me a roofie! I woke up in Ibiza married with a man!
Lol ISIS is getting it’s ass kicked
^
I guess the ISIS are happy, that the orange numpty won’t build a great wall around their country
(they don’t have a country)
(they’re being obliterated so no need for a wall anyway, silly)
may I remind you of the Mother Of All Bombs
Mother of all bombs… Hmmm….. Sounds like Mary.
What’s wrong with the naming system.. Also, that would put a large hole in the ground. Great thinking…
GET MOAB’D MOTHER F**KERS
Not surprised!
Jesus Christ all those Poor Afghans
Silly how the news loves to make people look bad, how the hell hasn’t he come to the conclusion of “we should, like, fire them, because they’re like, bad”
I hate it when the news show some graphic crap
because they hide behind the first amendment of free speech (rightfully so, they just abuse it) and constantly fall back to it every time they’re called out for being fake, they feign fear of “being silenced” for sympathy points between their attacks
but people are seeing through their charade every day
…all of this because of an english flag stickfigure what the hell
I can see you having a career with Philosiphy
S P E E C H – 1 0 0
A political debate… *Walks right in*
lmao
Woah… Now that’s too far.
Trump = Better than Hilary (i don’t remember the spelling)
a soiled diaper baking in the sun for 5 days would have been better than Hillary
Tru dat
OOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP!!!
England blows, Scotland is better
Scotland lost to England two times. 1 in the old time of ‘Hadrian’s Wall’, and another in getting its own independence.
Battle of rosling
battle of Stirling bridge
Battle of Bannockburn (in my home town boi)
Battle of glenn trool
Battle of loudon hill
Raid of scone
Battle of carham
Siege of roxburgh castle
Battle of connor
Battle of kells
Battle of Skaithmuir
Battle of Skerries
Capture of berwick
Battle of Myton
Battle of Old Byland
Battle of Stanhope Park
Just to name a few wins for scotland
Wtf
?
Well fudge.
If you would like to know more just ask because theirs hundreds
It’s not the heats, it’s the final that’s counts…
what
*blows bagpipes hard as hell
PIP PIP CHEERIO CRUMPETS ARE BEST AND TEA TEA IS BEST PIP PIP WONDERFUL WEATHER WERE HAVIN YEA M8?
*cocks shotgun* don’t you dis crumpets MATE.
Tally ho!
YEAH WHAT HE SAID 😀