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    Guest789subscriberuc-winner-lvl1featured-lvl1occifer 2021-07-28 09:40:58 UTC

    May I get interviewed?

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    • you don’t want that

      he actually interviews you the same way aliens get information from humans

      anal probing

      2021-07-28 10:10:26 UTC 10
      • Replying to: Ralph (Developer)you don't want that he actually interviews you the same wa

        Can confirm.

        We shove what’s called the anal umbrella up the subject’s anus where we spread it apart and search for any residue left from food sources and partial DNA, this way we create said food and nutrients along with DNA samples to gather more intel on the subject.

        2021-07-28 10:34:43 UTC 10
        • Replying to: Tastylemon16Can confirm. We shove what’s called the anal umbrella up th

          me too pp probe we shove the probe in ur pee hole till it bleeds we make food out of penis blood

          2021-07-28 10:46:52 UTC 2
        • Replying to: Tastylemon16Can confirm. We shove what’s called the anal umbrella up th

          Now I know how aliens extract information.
          We have this thing called “Impostorture”. Unlike your method, we don’t shove it up the subject’s anus, but we locked them up in a room and force them to watch a crewmate from the game called Among Us. That’s the first stage however, the second stage includes multiple sounds, such as the Vine Boom, Guy yelling Among Us and Danger Alarm. The third stage is the worst. We added this thing called “memes”, and we put a ton of them.

          This method of information extraction can cause mental damage, and none of our subjects have reached the third stage.

          2021-07-28 10:48:01 UTC 3
          • Replying to: Jadey M.Now I know how aliens extract information. We have this thin

            Sounds brutal, thank god that kind of stuff doesn’t exist.

            2021-07-28 11:21:40 UTC 0
            • Replying to: Tastylemon16Sounds brutal, thank god that kind of stuff doesn’t exist.

              Actually, we were supposed to use that on Soviet captives during the Cold War. But they were found very brutal for humans.

              2021-07-28 11:32:19 UTC 0
        • Replying to: Tastylemon16Can confirm. We shove what’s called the anal umbrella up th

          I’ve once seen aliens force two humans to have intercourse, then they would take the semen. Move the uterus to the male and see how a baby would evolve. Putting the fetuses through dangerous and bizarre conditions to study what they could go through and how they could make them.
          Then force the female to grow a penis.
          Only to force the female to mate with one of their own, then test them to mate with several various species. Finally taking them, killing them and studying their anatomy. Then they stuff the body, stitch back together the body and put it on a shelf in a scientific study facility. Only to bring them back alive to study their emotions of suffering. Interviewing them afterwards.

          They took another, they forced all their physical functions to maximum distortion until it was to their liking. It didn’t succeed, they dismembered the human and used the body parts for certain machines. They took another and did the same, but this time it was successful. They’ve been abducting humans, duplicating them, distorting their body and using them as minions. Interviewing them, and studying their emotions afterwards.

          This is only one of the many disturbing progresses i’ve seen of many alien species.

          2021-07-28 15:28:01 UTC 1
          • Replying to: ColloI've once seen aliens force two humans to have intercourse,

            i just read the whole thing WTF

            2021-07-28 21:54:27 UTC 0
    • Sure

      2021-07-28 10:35:13 UTC 1