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    Larry, Dr Furstralia (LM J)subscribermaster-noderfeatured-lvl1uc-winner-lvl3occiferuc-voter 2022-08-03 15:49:26 UTC

    it’s the terrible no good very bad day on the 4th of august.
    the only upside is that i’ll uhhhhhhhh
    i dunno be able to legally drink i guess.

    that’s it really

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    • good job surviving so far

      2022-08-03 15:54:47 UTC 2
    • Another birthday…

      Lets begin the description of your cake.

      I have retrieved this one from the Excosusct system. A black hole at the center of an elliptical galaxy with a ginormous blue straggler orbiting it.
      In this system lies a planet where the atmosphere and clouds are so thick, not one inch of light makes it to the surface of the planet.

      Instead, the planet has extremophile sentient animals. Every animal on the planet is sentient, and so they did not make your cake with anything that consists of any species on the planet. Instead your cake is made of “. ..ll. .. .. l. .. . . … . . … l.. . . . . . ..l. . . .”. A dish that looks like a rock. Most of the properties of it are too complex to understand, but all that is known is that it contains over 1 googol different cells inside of it, and won’t go bad for septillions of years. It is said it tastes like skittles & m&ms except more “fruit-ish”.

      Enjoy your cake 🙂

      Rocks For All - Simplified

      2022-08-03 17:17:56 UTC 2