was shopping at the mall yesterday and i noticed my phone was low on battery so i was like “aw man what do i do now i dont got a charger on me” so i figured id just steal a v8 engine from a car in the parking lot and hook it up to one of those generators that turn kinetic energy into electricity so i could charge my phone. luckily the mall i was in was abandoned so nobody saw me, but before i could plug it in i breathed in too much carbon monoxide and passed out for four hours. i still had to charge my phone though so i thought id construct a nuclear reactor from some parts i found in the dumpster (yeah you never know what you can find in one of those) but i passed out again because it was too radioactive. by that point i think someone saw me and called the cops, but fortunately i planted some landmines outside the station when i was trying to prank them a few hours ago so they never came. anyways yeah my phone is at 100% now