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『⠀How much would you want to be paid to complete these tasks..⠀』
1️⃣ You must punch yourself in the face, full force.
2️⃣ You must eat two whole containers of dog food.
3️⃣ You must smash the end of your index finger with an iron hammer, full force.









1. £50
2. £100
3. £250
The first two would suck, the first might be risky, but the smashing with the hammer might break my finger which would require treatment and whatever to fix it, if it even can be fixed to it’s prior state.
what is a pound

what are you
british
That’s right
ok.

Innit such a nice day bruv?
Quite so, my dear fellow 🧐
I’ve punched myself before, although I’m not sure I’d be ready for full force. I’d probably wanna be paid 1000 kr for that, maybe pick up a mafex or Lego set to add to my collection.
I know for a fact I’m not doing that one without any vomit, so I’m definitely getting paid 3000. Just enough to get the daily bugle set.
That’s the worst one by far. I’m only doing it for 15,000. Pick up some sets to build while healing, maybe a few action figure grails I’ve always wanted, and save the rest for another time. I won’t have to worry about the money for the medical bills since we have free healthcare for minors here.
Personally, I’d take the hammer and smash it into the guy who made me do that, then take the money for myself.
1. 5$
2. 100000$
3. Jeff Bezos’ savings
1. 15€
2. 20€
3. 300€
1. Roblox’s entire stock
2. elon musks whole cash
3. the cost of the earth