• Profile picture of Ralph and Sean’s Son

    Ralph and Sean’s Son 2018-05-22 20:35:55 UTC

    NOT a joke

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    • lol

      2018-05-22 20:50:13 UTC 0
    • @epistache200

      2018-05-22 21:23:53 UTC 1
    • this is best joke

      2018-05-22 22:09:13 UTC 0
    • destroys ban button

      2018-05-22 23:25:56 UTC 0
    • Boi

      2018-05-23 00:37:24 UTC 1
    • Since I’m totally serious about this, despite the humor, I have a short excerpt:

      The ageless Origin Being Epitaph, while eternally, physically youthful, has become tired and irritated of his job after many millennia. So he inadvertently grows a magic stache (w/ stachic?). He doesn’t know it, but this stache is the most durable thing in existence; even if one powerful enough to destroy Epitaph did so, the stache would still remain.

      A cult becomes obsessed with his new look, growing globally over a few decades. A scattering of constituents of this “Epistache” nation are deep undercover spies, infiltrating every other nation but one— (can’t remember the name, but IIRC, the nation of mistakenly evil robots that @epitaph200 made).

      2018-05-23 20:18:38 UTC 0