i read a post by epitaph a while ago before I even signed up that was replying to a post that said “hey epitaph I have a question”
and he responded with “listen here you little [H U M A N – E X C R E M E N T], if you want to ask me a question, ask the question” or something along those lines
i want to find said post but it’s probably from like early 2018 so I’m not scouring through 82,600 pages of old posts to find a single post
Replying to:Scorching ScorpioFor one, Ow
Second, Humans
I knew you are trembling in anger
AOW, i can do and was going to.
Humans, are disorganised. After a few weeks without a true leader and surrounded by danger, we fall apart and turn on eachother.
Most humans split into very small groups, hence why Human Factions are so rare.
Replying to:UnknownThe AOW is also quite disorganised but they have an official
It took a while for get what you were saying but I understand. Humans have no government, so a large amount are just going solo or with a group like the walking dead. And on rare occasions, there are organized groups like Prescott and New Frontier like in the Walking Dead.
I’ve thrown in as many roadblocks as physically possible to avoid people caring about humans cause humans are boring and overdone. Think like Avatar, give the aliens the spotlight.
Hence why every other faction has a rich and fruitful history
Replying to:UnknownPretty much.
I’ve thrown in as many roadblocks as physicall
Well, That is rarely done. But can they have some care for humans?
Maybe a group is trying to wrangle up the other humans to achieve an ultimate goal, like getting off the planet
Replying to:Scorching ScorpioWell, That is rarely done. But can they have some care for
As i said, the LAVR rounds up and keeps safe humans whenever possible.
There’s quite a few humans in the LAVR Military but almost all are limited to guard duty to ensure the survival of their species.
Replying to:Scorching Scorpiothat is a good reason for a group to fight against that. But
AOW want forced labour. Kracknesians see Humans as expendable, They’re less in numbers so they just don’t care. If we had a government still, we probably would’ve ended up in the AOW as we are an outer system, a world mostly cut off and independent.
The LAVR is a union of all the Milky Way’s major powers, working for a just cause.
Uniting all systems under the same banner and ensuring peace and prosperity throughout the universe.
The Union has the exact same goal but also believe that eliminating the Verrinian species is necessary to that goal.
Without that hate, the Union is just like the LAVR but vastly more advanced and much more harsh on anything non-Union.
Replying to:Scorching ScorpioLAVR is the best option even though humans give up their fre
They’re still provided a place to live, a discount on most stuff simply for the good of the species, free healthcare (though everyone in the LAVR gets that), tons of cool stuff. They’re just required to go to a breeding centre every month to give up some sperm as well as being cut off from most of the military.
Underground experiments? Fusing humans with other aliens? Forcing them to fight each other for entertainment? Mad Acts of Science? Forcing them to spill information to advance themselves? HMMM! HMMMMMMMM!!!!!
Replying to:UnknownNobody is fighting for entertainment, that’s banned.
So let’s say im minding my business guarding something and some random alien walks up to me and calls me a “fleshy” or a “slimbot” Can I bash their head in?
Replying to:Scorching ScorpioSo let's say im minding my business guarding something and
Here’s the thing, they wouldn’t, unless they’re drunk or something.
As a guard, your job would require you round up the fellow and take him to the nearest Barracks being as he was hammered
Replying to:Scorching Scorpioso I can't be an army general or something as a human if i
Yes, not until it is confirmed that Humanity is raising in numbers by a large degree.
Until then, you’ll be occasionally brought to a breeding centre as to have your semen extracted and inseminated into female human eggs before being grown in mass in labs to quickly grow humans.
It’s common practice by the Charcadons though many other races, the Tryquilleeans and Quetarians especially deem it to be unnatural and at times, hideous.
Replying to:Scorching Scorpio...
They have that too... Damn they're prepared for everyth
Have to be, you’ve got 3 completely species to care for as well as the numerous others that simply went to your planet to have a holiday or are moving in.
Replying to:Scorching ScorpioAlso, I would think that they would see that blaming/hating
Their species choose leaders based on their status, how they got that status, their motives, ethical validity and intelligence rather than ‘they got enough votes even though it could getveasily rigged.
Replying to:Ramoxfire V2what do the AOW do are they the good guys like lavar or just
The AOW could be considered the most evil faction.
Led by a tyrant of a Queen, the AOW is bent on universal dominance. They constantly hound the LAVR and Verrinian Republic (both of those being much more powerful than the AOW) with the threat of nuclear attack, a type of weapon all other factions have agreed to never use due to being horrifically destructive.
There’s those hexapod things i want to add that are hyper xenophobic but what makes the AOW worse is that they know full well they’re the bad guys and they just don’t care.
2018-09-27 12:54:32 UTC 
why are you calling him?
We need to talk BUSINESS
boi what is the C O N T E X T
No need
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What?
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Tell me then
i read a post by epitaph a while ago before I even signed up that was replying to a post that said “hey epitaph I have a question”
and he responded with “listen here you little [H U M A N – E X C R E M E N T], if you want to ask me a question, ask the question” or something along those lines
i want to find said post but it’s probably from like early 2018 so I’m not scouring through 82,600 pages of old posts to find a single post
I need a lieutenant, engineers, scientist, a commander, sergeants and spies.
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For what?
…CD
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For what species/faction you nonse
For one, Ow
Second, Humans
I knew you are trembling in anger right now
that would be an understatement
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AOW, i can do and was going to.
Humans, are disorganised. After a few weeks without a true leader and surrounded by danger, we fall apart and turn on eachother.
Most humans split into very small groups, hence why Human Factions are so rare.
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The AOW is also quite disorganised but they have an official monarch, a strict and expansive system, A GOVERNMENT.
That’s why they haven’t destroyed themselves (though nearly have on many occasions)
i feel like queen Elizabeth is going to die after her son
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It feels like she’s freaking immortal
It took a while for get what you were saying but I understand. Humans have no government, so a large amount are just going solo or with a group like the walking dead. And on rare occasions, there are organized groups like Prescott and New Frontier like in the Walking Dead.
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Exactly my point.
And as i said, i want people to try to put aside their obsession over their own race and realise…
THESE ALIENS ARE REALLY F**KING COOL
I can respect that
I am human in all of this
Sucks for me
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Pretty much.
I’ve thrown in as many roadblocks as physically possible to avoid people caring about humans cause humans are boring and overdone. Think like Avatar, give the aliens the spotlight.
Hence why every other faction has a rich and fruitful history
Well, That is rarely done. But can they have some care for humans?
Maybe a group is trying to wrangle up the other humans to achieve an ultimate goal, like getting off the planet
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As i said, the LAVR rounds up and keeps safe humans whenever possible.
There’s quite a few humans in the LAVR Military but almost all are limited to guard duty to ensure the survival of their species.
*flare sweating nervously*
So either dead by the other guys or a minimum wage job
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Yeah
Pretty much.
Better than extinction
how would o.b etpiaff fare against supreme leader Albuquerque
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A fight for the ages. Technology vs magic.
Either could.
that is a good reason for a group to fight against that. But the LAVR want humans anyway for forced labor and other sh!t like that.
But in reality, a group of humans vs the LAVR is like a Beetle vs a Grizzly Bear on Steroids and has been hitting the gym for 3 years straight
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AOW want forced labour. Kracknesians see Humans as expendable, They’re less in numbers so they just don’t care. If we had a government still, we probably would’ve ended up in the AOW as we are an outer system, a world mostly cut off and independent.
The LAVR is a union of all the Milky Way’s major powers, working for a just cause.
a cause that is?
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Uniting all systems under the same banner and ensuring peace and prosperity throughout the universe.
The Union has the exact same goal but also believe that eliminating the Verrinian species is necessary to that goal.
Without that hate, the Union is just like the LAVR but vastly more advanced and much more harsh on anything non-Union.
LAVR pronounced sounds like a Texan saying “lava”
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Lacktorn Alliance of Various Races
I can see that happening Lol
But I would say more Irish than someone from texas
Ah, so it’s like
let’s say Drago says that even though the earth is ridden with sin but still can be saved
But Gana(random as# name) says the Earth is bad so must be destroyed
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No species deems the planet itself bad asside from it having no snowcaps, super high oceans, riddens with radiation and a ton of natural disasters.
They’re focus is humans and their destructiveness
So…to them we are the center of attention
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To them, we are just lunatics
Ah, so humans see them as freaks or monster and see us the same way
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If anything is the massive threat, it’s the AOW and Union
LAVR is the best option even though humans give up their freedom
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They’re still provided a place to live, a discount on most stuff simply for the good of the species, free healthcare (though everyone in the LAVR gets that), tons of cool stuff. They’re just required to go to a breeding centre every month to give up some sperm as well as being cut off from most of the military.
Welp I know where I’m going.
ok ok pretty, I can live with th-What’s the catch?!
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It’s kinda like living in Britain+USA+South Korea but extraordinarily advanced and super cool.
I know it’s all perfect and would open their door to a species they consider evil.
It would be if Wakanda, opened it’s doors for the Nazis
I know it’s not perfect
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Yeah
Yeah? So it’s not perfect
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Nothing is
Catches?
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Nope
Underground experiments? Fusing humans with other aliens? Forcing them to fight each other for entertainment? Mad Acts of Science? Forcing them to spill information to advance themselves? HMMM! HMMMMMMMM!!!!!
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They aren’t fusing humans with other aliens.
They’re basically just mass producing test tube babies.
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Nobody is fighting for entertainment, that’s banned.
So let’s say im minding my business guarding something and some random alien walks up to me and calls me a “fleshy” or a “slimbot” Can I bash their head in?
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Here’s the thing, they wouldn’t, unless they’re drunk or something.
As a guard, your job would require you round up the fellow and take him to the nearest Barracks being as he was hammered
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What mad acts of science, finding medicines so powerful that Cancer is but a walk in the park?
Oh, and nobody’s getting interrogated, I don’t know where you’re getting all this
They seem TOO nice, but i’ll buy it
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The LAVR is the nicest of the bunch.
so I can’t be an army general or something as a human if i’m part of the LAVR?
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Yes, not until it is confirmed that Humanity is raising in numbers by a large degree.
Until then, you’ll be occasionally brought to a breeding centre as to have your semen extracted and inseminated into female human eggs before being grown in mass in labs to quickly grow humans.
It’s common practice by the Charcadons though many other races, the Tryquilleeans and Quetarians especially deem it to be unnatural and at times, hideous.
Alien racism. Great. IT”S NOT LIKE WE DEAL WITH ENOUGH OF SH!T ON EARTH!!!
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It’s going away, Humans are finally chilling.
It’s pretty much the same throughout the universe, just they’ve got but a smidge of inequalities
ah, I though it would like if they called humans freaks but they themselves be looking like the Kraang from TMNT: Out of the shadows
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This is what i mean.
They don’t like Humans cause we are extremely destructive to the point where we ruined our own planet.
Meanwhile, we’d judge them cause they look odd.
… If I get captured from them. IM ROASTING LEFT AND RIGHT!
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They fine you for racism
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They have that too… Damn they’re prepared for everything
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Have to be, you’ve got 3 completely species to care for as well as the numerous others that simply went to your planet to have a holiday or are moving in.
Also, I would think that they would see that blaming/hating an entire species even though it’s the dumb ones that ruined earth is redundant
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Their species choose leaders based on their status, how they got that status, their motives, ethical validity and intelligence rather than ‘they got enough votes even though it could getveasily rigged.
Ok, seems kinda smarter yet dumber
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Simply, they don’t care if you don’t like your new leader, he/she’s the best choice.
But you could be a careless tyrant but have a high status
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Read it again.
“Motives, ethics”
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If your cause is self centred or could lead to large scale war, you won’t get elected
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Hell, you’ll probably not stand a chane
chance*
and now it seem only smart
Now for the million dollar question.
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Alright
Can I take part in the “fruit”?
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Fruit?
you know, fertilize the land
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…
You want to be a farmer?..
YEE HAW BOY GET OFF MY DARN PROPERTY
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for someone who constantly makes thicc figs. I’m disappointed that you dont get what im trying to say
Prostitution?
No.
Just bang in general
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Are you asking to f**k me?
WHAT!?!?! NO!!
ARE YOU ALLOWED TO DO THAT IN THE LAVR WITH ANY SPECIES?!
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Yes actually. Intersepcial sex is perfectly legal.
Cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnVOUIvahYk
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what do the AOW do are they the good guys like lavar or just like union
AOW is BAD!
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The AOW could be considered the most evil faction.
Led by a tyrant of a Queen, the AOW is bent on universal dominance. They constantly hound the LAVR and Verrinian Republic (both of those being much more powerful than the AOW) with the threat of nuclear attack, a type of weapon all other factions have agreed to never use due to being horrifically destructive.
There’s those hexapod things i want to add that are hyper xenophobic but what makes the AOW worse is that they know full well they’re the bad guys and they just don’t care.
Welp I now know who flare would want to hunt down.
Haha i can just nae nae them in 6.2 seconds!
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^ Scarf Users
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They also are boring
Vegan just makes you more boring
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Um
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I thought you meant that you were so lacking in protein that you were going pale
DAYUM
I like Steak.
Nice juicy STEAK. I like it rare and well done.
Mmmmmmmmmm MEAT!!!
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I just have medium.