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The full history of Klong :
Once a fallen warrior from an unknown place, he got r3kt scrub in kampuchea by some kampuchean god and re- erected from the ground in salamine ( he teleported with all his force )
He unfortunately, erected in the middle of the battle of salamine, so he decided to help the spartan because of their round shields he finds ” outdated and weak ”
He oblitirated 20 boats alone with his språdaëje kick ( he sent flame in them and before he did that, he destroyed a whole crew )
If he helped the persians, it would have been a completemently diffetent story for history by now…
He was declared as the new god of war and hera, upon hearing that new, basically used her most opiest attack she have in her arsenal, the workerbox, she opened infront of Klong but it backfired and made him 2× stronger, ultimately resulting in Hera getting 420° noscoped by Harry
Zeus got triggerd and r3kt scrub Klong but he r3kt scrub Zeus back by oblitirating his mountain, mt.olympus
Zeus thought it was titans who did it, and then starts the titanomachine…
Klong, fatigued, travels to vietnam because a greek boi said to him that there is rare things that are never seen before
He went and slept, aproximatelly fast foward to 1964, he hear the loud sound of a machine gun and erected from the ground…
AGAIN.
He woke up right infront of a chhlop training yard, he half-killed them and ran into the jungle.
He was on the american side.
He fished and fixed guns for the 144th regiment easy company
After the vietnam war ends, he was kept a national secret, but he is bored and broke out and right now, he is in my node, salon I made for him, so he could do whatever he wants, so, thats pretty much the story, ask me questions, I wont eat you.


Hey. Easy company, remember them from band of brothers. Also the hell is all this anyway?
i’m so confused by “erected in the middle of the battle of salamine”
He was watching too much thicc nodes in the middle of the battle
No.
I couldn’t get there before getting a mass aneurysm.
yEs my boI
Nope young man, has nothing to do with pornography, its the contrary of sinking ( *concussion 1× )
Yeah
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King Klong’s rise from Salmonella
king kong
haha no one’s thought of that one before
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Can i have a moment
Whattttttttttt
That is so cool