JoShtick explains in a nutshell #1 :

The hundred year war :

Jeanne : * sits on a cliff *

God : JEANNE ! TUE LES ENGLISHES SPEUPLAIT ! ( jeanne ! Kill the british pl0x )

Jeanne : oh ok

( APPROXIMATELY 24 HOURS LATER )

Soldiers : (exagerated translation that you must read in canadian ) oh hey theerres a hotte gurlle ôverre ‘ere , shee saiys to kille the englishes, lets doo it cuzze she’se hotte

Jeanne : CHARGE !!!!

* APPROXOMATELY 40 YEARS LATER *

Jeanne : FUUU ! CHUIS CAPTURÉ ! LA VACHE ! LES ENGLISHES SONT DES REALE-LIFE HACKEURES !

Britishes : u stay and rot in there for 7 days and then we r0ast u lol

Jeanne : * minecraft death sfx *

7 days later

Britishes : oh ok lets roast jeanne XD lmao

* jeanne got roasted *

* end of the war *