you’re a mean one, mr. ralph.
you really don’t feel
you’re as cuddly as epitaph
and as charming as robert, mr ra-a-aLPH!
you’re a bad pineapple with a…rotten old cooore!
just face the music you’re a monster! mr ralph, oh yes you are!
you’re cares are an empty hoooole!
your brain is full of microtransactions
you’ve got money in your soul, mr ra-a-a-alph.
i wouldn’t touch you with a!….69 and a half foot poooooole!
(y’know if you ask the nodiest node of sticknodes-ville, there’d be no denyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-ACK COUGH HAOOOO…anyways,)
you’re a foul one, mr ralph
you have game bugs in your smile (:
you have all the tender sweetness
of a seasick xenith-dile, mr ra-a-a-alph!
given the choice between you two i’d take the…
seasick xenith-diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiile!
(song parody inspired by new sidebar. don’t kill me ralph.)