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Number 13: Willow
The Willow is said to be an ancient toddler with the powers of a God and an unhealthy obsession with Pipebombs. Here we see a tablet that shows us Willow shoving a pipebomb in someone’s liver. Here he also attacks a civilization by standing there menacingly, How he does this is unknown as we have yet to see the Willow in person ourselves. It’s also been said that Willow tends to mutter random messages which might actually mean something.
I say If I see that thing, I’d fucking punt It to the air until I can fuck It up.
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Number 14: The Beater Meater
The Beater Meater beats the ever-living shit out of your meat until your meat is completely eviscerated. Here It is beating the shit out of Ralph’s Meat which was said to withstand ten suns. Here It is also beating Gigan’s Meat, Gigan’s Meat was said to be very gey. Not only that but It’s also been said that the Beater Meater can destroy the largest nuts ever seen by Mankind and is capable of killing nineteen whales in one go.
I say If I see the Beater Meater, I’d run into the end of the Multiverse just hide my meat from It!
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This group is supposed to be for 200 Members and yet we\’re stuck at 72…
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Number 15: Twerking Chicken
The Twerking Chicken tries to give you a boner until your balls bust.
Here he is doing the Fuckle Knuckle, The Fuckle Knuckle is his ultimate move. Right here, He’s doing the Foglin Goggalon, The Foglin Goggalon will also make your boner fall off but not only that, he also does this move to try and make you just fuck him.I say If I see that damn thing in my kitchen, I’d fuck It wasn’t just a fucking white thing.
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When in doubt
Deepthroat a pipe bomb