you were born out of your dad

You’re a poopyhead

*insert random insults and swear words here*

Полюшко, поле,
Полюшко, широко поле,
Едут ли по полю герои,
Эх, да Красной Армии герои.

Девушки плачут, и
Девушкам сегодня грустно.
Милый ли надолго уехал,
Эх, да милый в армию уехал.

Девушки, гляньте,
Гляньте на дорогу нашу,
Вьется дальняя дорога,
Эх, да развеселая дорога.

Едем мы, едем,
Едем – а кругом колхозы,
Наши, девушки, колхозы.
Эх, да молодые наши села.

Только мы видим,
Видим мы седую тучу,
Вражья злоба из-за леса,
Эх, да вражья злоба, словно туча.

Девушки, гляньте,
Мы врага принять готовы,
Наши кони быстроноги,
Эх, да наши танки быстроходны.

В небе за тучей
Грозные следят пилоты.
Быстро плавают подлодки.
Эх, да корабли стоят в дозоре.

Пусть же в колхозе
Дружная кипит работа,
Мы – дозорные сегодня,
Эх, да мы сегодня часовые.

Девушки, гляньте,
Девушки, утрите слезы.
Пусть сильнее грянет песня,
Эх, да наша песня боевая!

Полюшко, поле,
Полюшко, зелено поле!
Едут-ли по полю герои,
Эх, да Красной Армии герои.

Lemme show you how to scratch it

Your mum fat like my cat that likes to eat baseball bats! Loser XD ur face cringe like an orange! Smell like fish and I stole your favorite dish.
Sincerely,
Roblox Rap Battles.

This sadly is the funniest think I could think of for this.

Your Mother

hm…seems a bit interesting. i do like rhymes and ol school rappin from 2000s to early 2010s.
so im a knight, a nightshiftin knight, a knight who half n half plays nice, now throw the dice. snake eyes! and those were nice tries! my limit’s the sky, more clever than a British spy, and now would you have some apple pie? Splat at at, thats what it sounded like. Rat tat tat, all me homies now take a strike. Chat cha chat. speaking like i got a damn mike. I’ve got the power to make my foes cower, you call those rhymes? ugh..take a shower, for my allies i bring the tower that empowers, our enemies should now scour! in my posse i have many allies, some are strangely alike, and you should now probably think twice. to conclude this verse imma put y’all to the hospital with a nurse, if you can’t top this then you should better call a hearse.

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga

OG
Boy better know me
Beefing up with muscles
That are mighty like i’m broly
OP force like kenobi
I will never Fall back
Tackle em so hard
He be looking like the all blacks

got a mask,
gotta do a task
Ima go fast
Gonna be the last,
My speed goes in the red,
I reck down the shed
I don’t need a gun
To Make a run