Stick News Network
Welcome to the Stick News Network, where we (milk drama) strive to bring you information and document community events and occurrences.
SNN Team
Infiniteguess -Journalist/News Reporter
Lemon -Management
MelodyMuse -Designer/Editor
Articles
For the convenience of not having to scroll to look for a certain article, SNN has hyperlinks to all of the previous articles, so if you would like to read about some old news or drama, here are all the more modern articles now preserved and ordered from Newest to Oldest. (We don’t talk about the old ones-)
2023:
Mr Random
Update Aftermath and Useful Adjustments
Sprite Update Release!!
Sprite Update Status
0 Days Without Nonsense/ Megaphone Drama
Progress Report
Weekly Recap x2
Weekly Recap: More Sprite Update News
SN.com’s Lag Incident; Refresh Results
2022:
The lol, jk Plague
Community Collaboration
SplashScreen and Sprite Update News, Again + SNN Ideas
Short Sprite Update Speculation
Fantastic Farce
Official Stick Nodes Treasure Trove Collab/Collab Winners
Invader Endures the Inevitable/Deadline Delay
Larry & Flame Drama/Treasure Trove Deadline
Non-Fungible Fradulence/Sprite Sneak Peek
Bunny Breakout
Ill-suited Individual/ItsYouAnims
Craz Conclusion
Religious Rave
2021:
Official Stick Nodes Christmas Collab/Collab Winners
The Phish Man
Christmas 2021 Collab Announcement/Appropriation Altercation
Calcium Contention
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ok everyone, first official question
how do you feel about the stick news station just opening up?PLEASE NOTE
not all of your responses will be a part of the official news, we maybe only be able to get 3 or 5, but please answer regardless i need to feed my cats
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creed joined the group
Stick News Network 4 years, 9 months ago -
Welcome back, dear viewers.
Here at the Stick News Station, we wanted to implement a few things for more interactivity with the community, such as questions concerning the latest news and taking a look at the stock market (sorta).
We have made some more progress to the banners and such. These will indicate each part of the report for your convenience.
“Drama” will be a segment where we discuss the hottest gossip (wow I sound corny). But you understand what I mean.
“Announcements” is where we announce important news, events, etc.
“Honorable Mentions” is where we shout out stuff from the community worth mentioning.
Thank you for your time, see you Saturday.
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I absolutely love this
2021-08-12 02:04:42 UTC -
the character designs are perfect
2021-08-12 02:26:22 UTC -
One the best groups in the sn history
2021-08-12 04:40:50 UTC-
Replying to:one of the best groups in history, period.
2021-08-12 16:45:21 UTC
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User Banned
Trusted news source.
2021-08-12 06:13:48 UTC -
It would be super cool if for yearly official contests and giveaways we did special reports about them
2021-08-12 14:23:32 UTC-
Replying to:That’s what announcements will be for
2021-08-12 14:33:15 UTC-
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Nice
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Jadey M. joined the group
Stick News Network 4 years, 9 months ago -
This is how the Stock Nodes segment will look
It’s not perfect since the resolution and size of the graph isn’t big enough but I can easily fix that by having it show outside of the screen
Basically, how it’ll work is that every day (or other day) during the exact same time, I will look at the 3 most popular stick figures of the week, check how many downloads they have, and when the news is due, I’ll make a graph showing the history and progress of the downloads
Now you see, the cool funny twist is that I have no fucking idea if stock exchange and shit is like this but I mean hurr durr line graph is cool right?
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Looks great
2021-08-11 17:20:07 UTC -
christ you have talent
2021-08-11 17:41:52 UTC-
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I wouldn’t go THAT far but thanks hehe
2021-08-11 17:42:29 UTC-
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talented man
2021-08-11 17:43:51 UTC
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crap baskets that looks clean as balls great job
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I love the casual business presentation aesthetic
2021-08-11 23:01:21 UTC
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So, how\’s shit going everybody? I\’ll get started on Mellow\’s section, which I will be calling Stock Nodes
Anyways, I see that we\’ve made some good progress overnight which is always good to know
We have a nice work environment going so keep up the good work-
I’ll make a banner for it
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finally, “stock nodes” won’t just be a typo
2021-08-11 13:09:44 UTC
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We have all the help we need. I kindly plead you to stop asking.
Please refrain from posting here unless your name is in the description of the group.
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whos that? biscuit?
2021-08-11 01:26:18 UTC-
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Correct
2021-08-11 01:31:34 UTC
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go go gadget reporter creator
2021-08-11 08:51:47 UTC -
AUGH HE WAS HORRIFYING TO LOOK AT BEFORE
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Shark joined the group
Stick News Network 4 years, 9 months ago -
I can be the cameraman. I\’m good with camera angels
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1: what
2: it’s angles2021-08-11 01:24:46 UTC-
Replying to:1: fucking autocorrect
2: I want to be the camera man for this news thing or something. Its a news thing right? Then you should need a camera man.-
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How are we even going to need and fit a camera man in, think about it
2021-08-12 03:58:16 UTC-
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Idk it would just be a weird thing I guess.
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maybe we could do something like this? obviously my oc is not a stickfigure im gonna make one as soon as i finish dinner
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mmm yes dinner
2021-08-11 00:39:01 UTC -
It’d be better if it was just the Question, cuz making an image for every person that answers would just be a hassle.
2021-08-11 01:19:15 UTC-
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ok
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This is a test to show how the reports would look, so in the meantime we have this as a rough draft. We will be reporting every Saturday.
News lmao
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Hey what’s the file for the background? I’m making a formal version of my oc, and the reports will basically be him talking, pics of the post, the title of the report at the bottom, etc
2021-08-10 23:28:10 UTC-
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Hold on, I didn’t check. The report format is good, right?
2021-08-10 23:28:38 UTC-
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Maybe you give me your oc, and yes the report format is good
2021-08-10 23:34:21 UTC
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can i be the questioner? you assign me things to ask users then you put it in saying like \”asking the locals how they feel\” or something like that
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can i be the editor? you send me all the things that you have gathered then i put it into a big article with proper grammar and stuff then i send it to you to post, unless your doing the completely animated news.-
Funny how you ask to be the editor but then go on to spell “completely” wrong
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Sure why not, but I’ll be the editor and anchorman, but you can make a post asking the locals for their questions, then, you tell me to so I can include them.
2021-08-10 22:34:10 UTC-
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: D ok
2021-08-10 22:34:51 UTC-
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Just not everyday, this’ll be weekly
2021-08-10 22:36:50 UTC-
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ik
2021-08-10 22:41:57 UTC
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Ight so you can start asking every Thursday, but only one post every week. You start next week
2021-08-10 23:15:09 UTC-
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ok. just tell me what to ask in the alt
2021-08-10 23:49:04 UTC
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dang this group has gone through major improvments since yesterday
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Well I\’m going to go to sleep now, be sure to tell me what new developments happen while I\’m gone
We made some great progress today guys-
I’ll keep you updated, thank you for your hard work
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Die
2021-08-10 21:48:35 UTC-
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sleeping is kinda like temporarily dying
~ralph, 2021
2021-08-10 21:51:59 UTC-
Replying to:2021-08-10 21:52:03 UTC
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Replying to:Make it look like he’s suffocating and make his lungs look like its ripping through his chest and coming out
2021-08-10 22:10:26 UTC
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I think it’s great, good way to get the community up to date and involved with what might be happening.
the stick news station will greatly benefit the economy someday
I feel like every time i hear it, i’m eating leaves and grass in my back yard.
To try to be as serious as possible, its cool. I hope one day that ralph will put a newspaper officially somewhere permanently in a slot on the website.
this question is amazing can we highlight this question?
I think that it’s already corrupted by the government. All hail the anti maskers.
User Banned
Probably thought of 1944, since they can’t breathe with a face mask. Poor Jews that couldn’t breathe in those gas masks too.
It’s a good concept. It’ll help for people who returned from a break so they would know what happened during their break.
I personally like it, and it’s fun to work on too, it’s also great to see just how many people are interested and involved with it
As said above, it will definitely help people in the long run with getting up to date with everything
I just hope that people both enjoy reading it and the process of it being made is enjoyed too