For talking about Minecraft, for showing Minecraft figs and anims, all that jazz.
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It looks like the Commie has been invited.
Ok how do I join
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@epitaph200 does anyone actually play on the Minecraft server you made anymore? Because when i’ve played nobody has been online.
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There should be a new rule, pranking is allowed, as long as you repair/replace what you took away.
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I disagree because then there would be members potentially getting mad with other members so maybe not.
although there should be more players allowed to join now.
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Well I’m a member of the server and that’s almost certainly what the case would be
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I’ve been wanting to get back on the realm, but I’m addicted to this gamed called “Wargroove”… is good… might play Raft of Mince later today… but probably not
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I’ve had some slightly more important matters to cover lately.
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You guys haven’t seen mass production until you’ve see my normal stone being produced within my 20 furnaces all powered by lava buckets. And it’s only going to get more intense when you throw the hoppers in the equation when I expand.
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THE ENGINEER
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Not. Yet. I haven’t made my iron golem factory yet.
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I want to join the server so fucking bad
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I’d check with Epitaph.
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The good ol’days
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They’re returning. Atleast for me.
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yeah well
i know how to chop down a tree and make a crafting table so you can say things are getting pretty serious
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That’s tough. And I’m actually pretty retarded when it comes to minecraft. Well. Redstone atleast.
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I thought you were talking about irl so I was extremely confused
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Lol.
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I have already done this.
I have smelted a chests worth of pure stone
Get on my level.
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I’m only getting started. I don’t even have diamonds yet.
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Pathetic
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Woah. Stuff like that takes precious time.
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Not if you know where to look.
*Ahem* methods:
-Mine at Y 12 and mine in patterns like, mine 12 blocks forwards than left and right.
-Next you can do a more cheat method which is to get in a boat in a 1×1 pit, 2 blocks down so your head can go into a block. Than move your boat slowly into a corner.
-Mine to the edge of the region on your map and do this in patterns. Also keep at Y 12 while doing this.
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May or may not use this.
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You might as-well or at least give it a try.
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Well. Now it’s up to my memory.
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Good luck anyway
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Bro if I joined I’ll just be the builder. I’ll probably build a town with the biggest auto furnace that dispenses its cooked shit out into a waterway that’ll go into a hopper system and get auto organized into chests.
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Lol. The one who deals with world hunger.
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So, here’s a list of my things to do on the Realm cause it’s interesting.
Collect full double chests of sand, gravel and red dye to make red concrete powder
Wet all the concrete powder to turn it into hard concrete
Build the outermost towers of the Citadel of Torment
Build the inner wall of the Citadel
Build the Citadel’s gatehouse
Make a small cow farm
Make a small sugarcane plantation
Hack down more of the forest, aim is to hack down a good 100 trees or more, basically, make there a good 50 metre gap between my base and any plants.
Strip mine at Y,5 (Y = depth) and Y,7 to look for Diamonds, andesite, diorite and Iron, risking losing my stuff to lava which is strangely more common than usual down there (i have lost stuff to it and it hurts).
Replace the floors with Andesite
Build the storage hall under the main tower
Find a way to make trade with my neighbours to get some of their sweet, sweet iron
Fill in the rest of my lake with grass and fill in all the water underneath with glowstone to stop creepers spawning at my temporary storage area once and for all.
Remember to shear sheep daily for black wool (each daily harvest gives about 80 blocks).
Find a skeleton spawner.
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As you can see, i have a lot to do, but i’ve still made plenty of progress. For instance, the central tower is finally at it’s planned height and all it’s floors are built (just the floors, no actual things in there) with only the roof’s decor and the cool spiky things at the very top to go.
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Trade idea,
Minecart (with a chest of course) system.
It links with them and you can put items in, send it over, and they return it with that iron.The system so you can re-use it if you ever need to, maybe even link some redstone up to it, making it change paths that can lead to everybodies bases maybe (except for the trolls and griefers ya know?)
Also, if looking to trade iron i would trade coal in mass (10 blocks of coal) for 40 iron.
If you dont understand just ask. I hope you find this helpful
(P.s, dont ban griefers, force them to sleep in a cell in the citadel made of obsidian and just feed them so they cant leave till freed)
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Hack down more of the forest, aim is to hack down a good 100 trees or more
Mr beast will remember that
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Meow! Sounds fun! But do you think it would be even more fun with mods? @epitaph200
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He’s on switch so it would be hard.
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1) i don’t like mods
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ok.
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i was gonna let this go but since i’m just insanely curious…how about this suggestion:
1v1 me in for honor, u can choose my character. if i win, i get to look at ur server for 10 min, then u can ban me
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If you’re Xbox One
Game on.-
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f*ck yeah
not until this weekend though, i just moved and still have to set it up
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That’s good n’all. Take your time.
Just @ me when the time comes
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Reminding me I got a long way to go till actually being as rich as I was on the SN server. But I suppose I will have to begin doing my hardcore mining again.
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Lemon’s Minecraft Post 1
This is my first post using this format plus I lost count of previous Minecraft logs.
A lot happened today and it will take me a while to explain it nicely so here’s a list of events etc:
-Relocated house and belongings
-helped fivedantdm4 build a storage area.
-Made a prison on my creative world
-Made a survival world on my xbox
-found 13 diamonds using x-ray glitch using a boat.
-punched through 30 blocks of stone just to reach the top of a mountain when I could’ve gone to a more convenient spot.Overall I played around 10 hours with breaks in between.
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-Relocated house and belongings
i love how this is like an irl thing like did you get a u-haul too
ps u-hauls should be a thing in minecraft to make things like this easier
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I agree, I had to move at least 10 inventories full of stuff across a good 500+ blocks.
Some of my stuff despawned :/
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Hello guys I’m a back @ralph JoJo reference and Minecraft so I posted it in the Minecraft group because it’s Minecraft but it’s jojo so 🤯 @epitaph200
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I literally don\’t have Minecraft on my Mac… I feel left out L0L
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There are no words for how much i love this
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I wish I could join
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Hah gay
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Wait
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Alright jesus wait What’s the whole thing?
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Epitaph, big no
Too many
M u s t R u l e
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how do i join
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I’m gonna be honest.
You aren’t coming in.
Not cause i think you’re a terrible person or some bullshit like that.
I just personally don’t feel much of a bond to you, especially after the fiasco you pulled back then.
So, unfortunately, no I won’t let you in. I don’t hate you, i just, don’t see you as a friend or anything, that’s all, don’t pull a Gyro by starting Wwiii over ‘Epitaph won’t be my friend’ or anything, lol.So yeah, sorry man.
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wow
that’s messed upbut whatever i thought it was a community thing not a friend thing
still hurts tho
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Sorry, this isn’t supposed to be SN Server 2.0
With the original, there were certain groups of people that just kinda ruined it for me, turning it more into a 2B2T wannabe rather than a place where we can all get along.Anyway, if it were for everyone, the code would’ve been totally public rather than sent via email
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im upset i can’t understand what this means exactly
is the thief hoarding materials for building a nuclear weapon-
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It’s me
I need andesite in the literal thousands do I occasionally steal some cause no one ever needs it-
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Andesite is gae
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Thank you for cleaning up these inventory hoggers
Also can’t find a solution to my Realm problem so big oof.
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I use andesite alot.
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i love how you actually have a tax system in your world
pay up in andesite and diorite or gtfo
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Lol yes
I should do that
Make actual taxesAh, so British of me
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can xbox players join?
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yeah
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So you can have some rocks?
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Ayyo. Uhh when are you letting people join again? Because I’m super interested in this realm. I mean Minecraft with homies never fails.
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@epitaph200 this is the exact problem
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Though I do believe this is the solution:
Login to your server as an administrator.
Make sure your whitelist is on by issuing the command “/whitelist on”.
Add players by issuing the command “/whitelist add”.
Issue the command “/whitelist reload” to update the whitelist.My name is RaidLockOnline so try that
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That’s servers only I believe
Try sending me a friend request, that might work
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Alright whats your name?
(Also I did just look this up so if you have OP it should work)-
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tryquilleean
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done
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Nice
I’ll accept it through xbox app
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Apparently ‘Thinvivian’ and ‘Amazing Mussel’ are following me but I can’t see any ‘Raid Lock’s yet
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What’s your Xbox Gamertag?
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I don’t have an Xbox, I used my microsoft account. The name is RaidLockOnline. I’ll try something from my side
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I wonder if you can make an Xbox Account using that…
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there we go, it should work now
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Looking at the conversation I just saw I’ll send one too
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The deed has been done. 10 dollars have perished from my wallet. But I now actually own Minecraft. Had to buy it at some point. Alright @epitaph200
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I still have 15$
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I still have -80$, checkmate, liberal.
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That’s an negative, you own money to who?
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My bank!
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Haha
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Epic.
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Not epic
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…N-…No you’re not epic!
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I still got like 80 or 60. Canadian dollar though so it’s probably like 70 to 75 USD since the US actually has a functioning government and economic system like Canada used to have.
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*Laughs in my currency being even more superior*
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Democrats don’t realize how lucky the US is right now.
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My mother told me to pay here around 3000$ for an mistake, that wasn’t her car
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What.
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I own it on Xbox and used to have it on mobile.
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Xbox MC in never something I will understand.
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The Arms Dealer joins the Minecraft realm at last.
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Damn right. It’s only a matter of time before I become too powerful.
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Good luck
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lmfao @ the gif
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Sent
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Already built a landfill sight for me to live in at the moment. It’s rough starting new.
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Just a heads up for everyone
I recommend you make yourself an End Chest or a hidden secret chest in order to store your Iron, Diamonds and other super valuables.
Unfortunately, not all the newbies follow the rules so remember to be careful (try to have a weapon too in case you catch them).If you ever discover a thief. Either by finding them in the act or seeing an excess of powerful materials despite nit having the tech to acquire it, though check with others first in case it was traded.
Thanks All, further crime hasn’t occurred so the server should be open to new members again
Thanks all for playing, i love being able to walk around and see your creations, from grand towers to even the humble dirt huts, i love how each have a story behind them. Right now, my tower’s doing well but i’m struggling to mass collect andesite and diorite. If you want some quick iron or more flint than you can count, seek out the massive red fortress near spawn (steal anything when I’m not there and I’ll seriously hunt you down or even ban)-
Wonder if you can make an crime rate chart, that would be interesting, so you can allocate resources to cirtain areas or places of interest
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Well the issue is this bitch is stealin’ from everyone up in here
Except TastyLemons
Probably because he’s secluded af.I’m gonna see jf Bedrock let’s you know how long ago each player recently played on the realm so i can see who’s been on the least but still enough that they’re a suspect.
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Time to do the math and detective work, just like an sherlock homles story
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An Sherlock Homeless
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Server is hosted on bedrock? Well damn you can’t even ban-
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ah yes that brings back horrible memories
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Oh yes i can
I can boot em’
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kinda old and idk how relevant or how far you wanna go but if this is true you can maybe somehow utilize the files of the server to check player stats
assume you need a pc and also idk what stats would help but there may be more reading material on the subject elsewhere https://gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/242309/ideas-for-identifying-a-griefer-on-my-minecraft-realm-by-using-save-games
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Awesome
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I will be joining soon. Todays the day. This is good information to know as well considering the predictability of the noobs.
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Im trying to join and it says I need his permission
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That’s tough.
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Hmm, that’s weird.
I can’t remember how you fix that exactly. Uuhm. Any ideas?-
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I’m not sure how bedrock edition realms work to be fair but I’ll see
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Just try different methods and stuff, send me a friend request maybe
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If I ever join this server, im gonna make another god damn soup kitchen because the one I made in the sn server was destroyed, yes im still mad about that.
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@epitaph200
Is this mere mortal worthy of joining Olympus?
Well he’s a communist, so he has atleast an iq of 300
this commie math works out
Works as well as Venezuelas economy.
Dont think so cause Im his friend on Discord, or at least used to
bernie sanders?