StickNodes Minecraft Group
For talking about Minecraft, for showing Minecraft figs and anims, all that jazz.
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I spent 1 entire hour looking for 1 Dark Oak sapling…
I found none. I found items I don’t think even OP players on the server have but still no sapling.
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But it doesn’t end there, I went to another players place in a village and I thought okay so they don’t know that you actually need to plant the four saplings next to each other in a 2×2 formation so I took the 4 and said I would return the four once many trees have grown and provided me with more saplings. The tree grew 3 saplings and not 4.
Fuck.
Nonetheless a pretty cool time though playing on the server today and yesterday. Altogether around 10+ hours play time from today and yesterday.
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I seem to like committing broken legs
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Nice hobby
2020-01-19 05:24:36 UTC -
User Banned
When they said no pain no gain, this isn’t what they meant
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Sorry to anyone who’s wanted to join the realm recently
I’m not allowing anyone new in for a while as we have a thief on the loose who will not stop stealing diamonds And shit from us. Until they are either exposed, captured or hand themselves in, please be patient.-
Lol its not like my Minecraft PE version is letting me even use the damn app anyways
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User Banned
Replying to:Use a different version
My Xbox One version won’t let me so i use Switch Edition2020-01-18 21:53:17 UTC-
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I can’t lol. I have a MacBook Pro but I can’t download the Windows 10 version of Minecraft (forgot the name) because its not compatible. (I’ve been trying to sell the fucking shit for a long time but apparently it’s barely worth anything here in Egypt so…) So I think PE version is the only thing that I can use
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Plot twist: It’s Domist
2020-01-18 21:55:28 UTC-
Replying to:Plot twist: It’s Epitaph himself.
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Replying to:Plot twist: my car did it
2020-01-18 23:03:05 UTC-
Replying to:Your car is actually turbo-teen
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meanwhile in Epitaph’s chest
2020-01-18 23:09:18 UTC-
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Replying to:Lmao
2020-01-18 23:09:33 UTC -
Replying to:He legit just has two
W h i l e I a m E x p a n d i n g M y H o r d e
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Luckily I haven’t had anything I know of taken from me.
All my diamonds have been converted to tools for me to use and are with my character.
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User Banned
Replying to:Yo i found your base btw
Behind mine, by a village
It’s very nice2020-01-19 13:44:34 UTC-
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Thank you
Currently it’s just a way of obtaining resources I plan on actually using my full ability and building a massive base further than it is now.
I will tell you will the base is once we are online again.
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Bruh the game freezing thing is actually getting out of hand, i checked discord and almost every ios user is having this problem the technical-bedrock chat is getting owned what is this
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is is weird part of me likes seeing stuff like this
because it means i’m not just a dumbass with my own app
all apps have shitty problems that need fixing
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What is the realm on, PE, PC or XBox? I’d really like to join. I’ve literally never griefed anyone, I’m not “that guy”.
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2020-01-18 06:09:20 UTC-
Replying to:Lmao
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Yes I’m interested in joining your friendly Minecraft realm [email protected]
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This post may attract some clowns but I’d like to join the realm..world? don’t know. I swear up and down on my cats I won’t do anything. Or invite anyone else, what am I a clown? [email protected]
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ahha yeah you a clown
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least when i look in the mirror i don’t see a lowlife like you
2020-01-18 06:41:24 UTC
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Hi yes. I’m interested in this Minecraft realm.-
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no
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Also email: [email protected]
Yes I know that’s the best gamer tag-
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Yes hello am lizard
My name is Essence, some of you may of heard of me before, I am the magic nature lizard. Plus I am a close friend of Epitaph, W h i c h M e a n s I m B e t t e r T h a n Y O U
So iv’e noticed some of you cocksuckers have been multiplying like rabbits on this Realm, and I would like to say one thing
S t a y T h e R o o t y – T o o t y F r e s h a n d F r u i t y F u c k O u t O f M y F o r e s t
For I am the most advanced person on this server, and if you try to start hell in my forest I’ll drag you to my unending library and shove my infinite wisdom down where the sun don’t shine-
Do it , you won’t
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t h e s e F i s t A r e R a t e d E F o r E v e r y o n e
2020-01-17 22:28:43 UTC-
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Qué dijiste pendejo (shout out to my beaner cousins) if he reads and understand this or anyone tells him what it means , you now why the police found my corpse
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2020-01-17 23:39:42 UTC -
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Eso si que es bizarro en el sentido anglosajón de la palabra
2020-01-17 23:49:34 UTC-
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Si ,pues yo soy estupido..
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Replying to:*gets flashbacks from the Scribblenauts hydra comment*
2020-01-17 23:00:58 UTC
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You’re definitely epitaph’s friend
2020-01-17 21:13:01 UTC-
Replying to:Indeed, now scuse me I gotta go find a forest
2020-01-17 21:17:23 UTC-
Replying to:I will burn you if you enter our forest
2020-01-17 21:44:15 UTC-
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But then I will burn the forest
Oh shit this must be how California started2020-01-17 22:21:50 UTC-
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Oh shit it’s australia
2020-01-17 22:24:57 UTC
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are u an argonian
2020-01-17 22:10:28 UTC-
2020-01-17 22:27:02 UTC
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User Banned
Replying to:I think that’s racist
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What they are both lizards
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T h e s u n s h i n e s e v e r y w h e r e i f y o u a r e c l o s e e n o u g h t o i t
2020-01-17 22:35:38 UTC-
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Replying to:Or if you’re British
2020-01-18 01:31:44 UTC-
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Australia is so close to the sun it got set on fire
2020-01-18 08:47:32 UTC-
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Replying to:I know imagine Australia sticking out the planet whereas everything else doesn’t
Occasionally collides with the moon2020-01-18 21:41:14 UTC-
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Australia may look round on our satellites but in reality its just one huge spike coming out of the Earth and collides with the moon daily. Because of this Australia has had chunks of rock torn out of it and now has its own moon orbiting it
2020-01-18 21:52:01 UTC-
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Replying to:Exactly
2020-01-18 21:52:44 UTC
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You are still here?
Good to know2020-01-17 23:01:06 UTC -
*Grabs flint and steel.*
2020-01-18 18:36:24 UTC
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Hi. Would just like to post this important message.
Good Stuff has been going on, loads of people are joining and we’re really starting to see the realm come to life. Thank you all for your wholesome little homes n’ all, i really appreciate them.
Anyway, what’s important rn is unfortunately not as cool, the realm has 1 or 2 thieves, one already caught. Firstly, someone has stolen some diamonds from Knife and has yet to be caught. If you know who you are, please return the diamonds and there’ll be no need for punishments. As for the other, he was found in possession of Essence’s brewing stand and brewing items, which have been returned to the original owner, the images below detailing the home of the suspected culprit.
I will repeat myself on the rules; NO GRIEFING, NO STEALING. This is a Realm for everyone to work together and get along rather than steal from eachother. If you need dionds, just dig to bedrock and go in a straight line, it isn’t hard. There’s also a 5 x 5 quarry just by spawn you can use too.
So yeah, heed the rules and play nicely or you will be shot by firing squad
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The only app/game I pirated is Minecraft, I just wish I could play on realms even on a non legit minecraft
2020-01-17 11:26:15 UTC-
User Banned
Replying to:Give Mojang the money they deserve
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Well I HAD a premium Java account,just not a bedrock edition copy
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but i think they give you a free version of that if you own java already
thought it may be only if you’ve owned java since before a particular date
2020-01-17 13:19:47 UTC-
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Replying to:Yeah, you need either Java or Legacy Edition (Xbox One/360 edition) while Bedrock was still beta
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i don’t have minecraft. I’m broke as s%#t
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User Banned
Replying to:B u y
2020-01-17 11:44:34 UTC-
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2020-01-17 11:46:33 UTC
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Nice, wish you well on your journey
2020-01-17 11:31:35 UTC -
I joined this morning, it looks quite nice
2020-01-17 12:51:31 UTC-
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Replying to:Thank mann
2020-01-17 14:33:51 UTC -
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G o A w a y
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those signs lmao
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User Banned
Replying to:The death signs
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@epitaph200 if you make a 300×300 banner advertising this group i’ll add it to the sidebar next to the river collab one
2020-01-17 13:22:16 UTC-
User Banned
Replying to:Well, alright. I’ll still rely on people passing emails so i don’t have people like Cosmy join who’d just grief the whole thing
2020-01-17 14:35:03 UTC-
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i’d just link it to this group, to advertise it
you’d still be approvin’ them and all that
2020-01-17 15:52:00 UTC-
User Banned
Replying to:Thanks dude
I’ll get it done by tomorrow hopefully2020-01-18 01:15:30 UTC
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You definitely needed to name that name.
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User Banned
Replying to:I don’t like him
So what
Not everyone has to be buddies-
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Yes but naming names starts drama.
Let your grudges go.
Nobody needs to know or care who you dislike.
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If the newcomers count gets to 10 I’m getting my wolf army back to assert t o t a l D o m i n a n c e
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User Banned
Replying to:It’s mum’s birthday today though so maybe tomorrow
2020-01-17 14:48:54 UTC
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I might just make the lethal trip to the corner store in -30 and below weather. I need a gift card for minecraft. I gotta get into this. When I torrented MC, I had a promise to buy it later on. And I will make sure I keep that promise. OFF TO THE CORNER STORE IN IMMINENT DEATH WEATHER.
2020-01-17 14:08:49 UTC-
User Banned
Replying to:Better than Australia where they’re dealing with SCP 001 ’When Day Breaks’
2020-01-17 14:35:50 UTC-
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Evil burning Flesh blob: “oi mate”
2020-01-17 20:31:42 UTC -
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Lol. True. Well. Kinda sorta. Yeah no it’s worse. But I forgot to even get the gift card I needed. Ok well round 2.
2020-01-18 18:33:31 UTC
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Join and I can give you f r e e H o u s i n g
2020-01-17 20:32:06 UTC
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Mmm, Firing Squad you say, count me in, you must…
2020-01-17 15:54:08 UTC -
Just to clear something while we’re on these lines
I did take something but however it was only the top pieces of bamboo and top piece of sugar cane from Red’s place when I first joined.
The reason being is that it can grow back so by me taking a piece I would be causing no harm.
I just want to clear that up.
P.S thanks red
2020-01-17 19:51:51 UTC-
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I never saw you at essence’s and my place at all
2020-01-17 20:04:14 UTC-
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seems like we have a mystery on our hands gang
2020-01-17 20:53:41 UTC -
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Apparently the house I went to to obtain the items was Essences place so nevermind.
2020-01-17 23:08:17 UTC-
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I live with Essence
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That too
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That’s my place
I simply give Red free housing
2020-01-17 20:30:19 UTC-
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I am the aquaintance
2020-01-17 21:43:01 UTC-
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I prefer the term “comedic relief”
2020-01-17 22:35:53 UTC-
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Shut
2020-01-17 22:39:01 UTC -
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Replying to:The maid
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No
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Ahh okay understood.
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User Banned
Replying to:That’s fine
Harvesting someone’s crops is cool as long as you replant them after
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I am the potion master
I A m T h e O n e W h o P o t i o n s
2020-01-17 20:29:08 UTC-
User Banned
Replying to:I am the potion man
My potions are delicious2020-01-18 01:17:30 UTC
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I did
2020-01-17 20:58:57 UTC-
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Don’t lie, Jack
2020-01-17 21:43:13 UTC-
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You’ll never get me alive
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I know
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You should have said “Your stolen goods are now forfeit!”
2020-01-18 00:30:57 UTC -
Didn’t even know that realm was still up
It’s pretty cool to see though, I can only question what happened to PlasterBunk but it doesn’t matter now
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OH MY F*CKING GOD!!!!!
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Hol on, is that the Far Lands?
2020-01-16 19:18:57 UTC-
Replying to:its mods
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I know, there’s a mod for that, just got curious
2020-01-16 19:21:17 UTC -
![Profile picture of [Abandoned]](https://sticknodes.com/wp-content/themes/dw-minion/assets/img/wpsn/default-avatars/03.png "[Abandoned]")
Replying to:no maybe its just world gen, they updated the game on how crazy to would be made, at the cost of some lag
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World gen mabey, but the world wapring around the dude, thats a mod.
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or its the acid resource pack
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My brain started to melt at 1:45
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this is super trippy
2020-01-16 22:47:02 UTC
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O n e Of P r e p u b e s e n t C r e a t u r e s S t o l e M y D r u g M a k e r
*Now that I am a force of nature*
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User Banned
Normies: brewing stand
Intellectuals: drug maker
Omniscients: SPECIAL WATER SUMMONER
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just a question
Im kinda new to this group but is L O R D E P I T A P H ‘s realm just some kinda smp because I’ve been looking for one for a good amount of time, thanks
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It’s a survival realm with several people playing on it at one time.
By definition, it’s an SMP2020-01-15 11:58:33 UTC-
Replying to:Oh hey thanks! Do i have to ask epitaph to join tho
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Yes.
He’s the only one who has access to links-
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Ok thanks, i guess i’ll try to join on friday
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User Banned
Replying to:I don’t know what SMP stands for lol
I never cared about those kinds of things on YT-
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SMP: Survival Multiplayer
SSL: Survival Singleplayer-
User Banned
Replying to:Aight
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User Banned
You need to have Bedrock Edition (Xbox One, PE, Windows 10, Nintendo Switch or PS4) in order to join
You must also provide a password for me to provide the code
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What password tho
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User Banned
Replying to:Sorry, provide an Email. Mixed up my words, lol
2020-01-16 13:08:17 UTC-
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Thanks for the code, Dont worry I don’t have experience with being a criminal
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User Banned
Replying to:Good meme man
2020-01-17 14:43:32 UTC
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Well, now seeing this, and since I don’t have much to do later,
@epitaph200, might I get a link to the realmEmail is [email protected]
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User Banned
Replying to:Remind me, did i send you the code yet?
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Yes, you did, I joined this morning
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User Banned
Replying to:Nices
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I built a…S T A I R C A S E
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User Banned
Replying to:Where?
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User Banned
Replying to:PS: you seen my giant red fortress yet?
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Yes, and it’s pretty Epik, as for the staircase, its but the initial world spawn, through the cave…Huzzah, staircase
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hello
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Jorden you there
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Any – G R E E N – S T E V E ‘ S – around here got a Minecraft Realm? I’d happily join some.
Also, if you have a realm and want it advertised publicly, i can put its code up in the description
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If I wasn’t the B E E G P O O R, I might have a realms, but alas I do not
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I would really like to join your realm but I can’t
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Cursed or Holy Diabolical Reasoning?
2020-01-13 17:53:49 UTC-
Replying to:Yes
2020-01-13 18:11:12 UTC-
Replying to:*me screeching* why people why make my favorite game cursed!!!
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both
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@minecraftestudio you rock
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Wat wrong one
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I meant @spiderbrow
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User Banned
“I was looking for a dark oak sapling and found 14 diamonds instead”
*throws diamonds in lava*
“Stupid fucking game”