Jojo in a nutshell.

PART 1
Jonathon doesnt like Dio. Dio doesnt like danny. Jonathon kills DIO.

Part 2
Joseph doesnt like weird pillar people. Na-German soldiers stuck together. Joseph kills sexy aztec gods.

Part 3
Hi im jotaro and I have an evil spirit. Hi im joseph, get out. Hi im kakyoin I shoot rocks. Hi im polnareff I stab people. Lets go kill dio now. Joseph fucks avdol in public. No lets go kill his slaves first. ok. jotaro kills dio

Part 4
Morioh, Turtle, Explosion, Dust

Part 5
Piss, Mafia, Drugs, The Boss, King Crimson has erased your opinion, Turtle, Requiem