So, it’s a Catalyst

Suuuure

No, this is Call of Duty trying to recapture the glory that was World at War

GUESS THEY F**KED UP AGAIN

Admit it, you made up most of this right here right now didn’t you

W o t

CoD WWII could’ve been the return of WaW but instead we got BOOTS ON THE GROUND bulls**t where your British trooper could get bayoneted by a black female Nazi with a pink gun with breasts as a charm.
This is a historically accurate shooter of one of the bloodiest and most brutal wars mankind ever faced, not f**king Fortnite. I don’t care if it’s in the Multiplayer, it’s just disrespectful to the history and those who took part, too pu**y to even use the Swastika.

Oh hecc

All i heard was ‘Anime Mcguffin’

OKAY WHAT THE F**K MAN

M L E M

The opening mission (forgetting the infamour press F to pay respects) was genuinely genius. It taught you everything you needed to know, set the scene well, didn’t hold your hand and even immediately killed off what was going to be your friend for the game.
It showed that AW was not any old CoD game and things had changed.

That’s why the CoD community hate it, because they finally came up with something unique.

ARE YOU SHOCKED BY IT’S GIRTH

No, it’s a no, Humans are banned due to their overpopularity

So it’s now an unimaginably hot pocket sized sun that is somehow not erasing it’s atoms as we speak and slowly becoming a star.

Okay, so how do you cool it without erasing anything within a few thousand miles

Albah Kreiek: thank you for not stabbing me when you finally made me exposed
*grapples your wrist, disarms knife and stabs you up the jaw before retrieving his stuff and leaving*