@ralph Stickfigure submission galleries.

Like mod galleries on Bethesda’s site.

Hooooooooo boy. I got some choice words about Epitaphs departure post.

Where to start?

I’ll say 1 good thing, midway through the post he pretty much recognizes that if Ralph listened to what he said he would’ve been gone years ago.

#1 Stick Nodes Year 5, The Phantom Pain.

First I’m gonna talk about this strange misnomer that “This site is so Toxic now” when it’s not really. Not on a constant basis at least. It’s actually been pretty nice. Everyone’s excited for movie clips, the polls are pretty fun, while people aren’t posting many animations we still got a good amount of posts about stickfigures, and heck you might find a decent meme or two. What I think you meant to say was ‘Some people in the community dislike me’.

Like where is this so called constant fighting? Is it happening right under my nose or anything? Really every fight is almost exclusively caused directly by Epitaph, or indirectly caused by him.

Starting to see a pattern here…hmm.

#2 Bridges and Apologies.

Just because your apology post is long doesn’t mean it’s good.

Like that make-up girl’s apology post was shit and it was longer than PewDiePie’s apology, which is an example of a good apology.

I already made a post about his apology post, I’m a bit to lazy to dig it up but it shouldn’t be too hard to find.

#3 “My Word Is Law”

Again with this just an opinion shit?

Yeah it was just an opinion that got Cookie bullied off the site.

It was just an opinion when I lashed out at Toxic for criticizing my series.

It was just an opinion when I called Toxic “sh!t at psychology” EVEN THOUGH I LITERALLY SAID IT WASN’T.

It was just an opinion when I banned Mouser for not thinking up a name for something he wasn’t particularly interested in.

You’re a sh!t person.

BUT THAT’S JUST AN OPINION, AN INTERNET OPINION, THANKS FOR READING.

#4 The Ralph rant.

He opens up here saying that banning should be a more serious threat. I already commented on how if he did Epitaph would’ve been long gone but let’s continue.

I’m gonna say something that Ralph said to me

“You wouldn’t ask Jack on Twitter to help you if you got into an argument, would you?”

The point of this statement is clear: The owner of the site’s job isn’t to deal with drama. This isn’t a private thread or anything, it’s pretty much social media, and that means there’s gonna be little moderation when it comes to drama.

I thought you dropped this elitist detail crazy sh!t a long time ago. Dude if people do what they want and end up being the same as everyone else that’s their choice, and it certainly doesn’t concern Ralph. I don’t even know why this is in this section of the post.

While I certainly don’t approve of most spies, I also don’t approve of talking sh!t behind people’s backs, which judging by that 2017 summer drama over JackFly, you don’t approve of either.

I have no clue what he means about unlawful arrests, like what?
Did they swat you? If they did sorry, but if not, what do you mean when you say that? They aren’t gonna arrest you, they live hundreds of miles away!

Humiliation is the most minor thing on this list. You got embarrassed…this is Ralph’s problem how?

He also did nothing to stop it when you pulled your sh!t. Like I’m pretty sure bullying someone off the site and making a holiday about it is a bannable offense.

He also established that he doesn’t punish stuff that happens off site, I don’t agree with this but it’s his call. You have the right to complain about this.

#5 You’ll Never See a Guy Like Me in a Million Years!

Your prestige doesn’t mean nothing in this case. I certainly don’t want you to get special treatment just because you have a bunch of medals.

Stop with all this idealistic talk. If we protested against your ideas then it wasn’t the StickNodes we wanted.

#6 Closing

I find this post confirms what I’ve been thinking.

The reason throughout all these years, why Epitaph hasn’t changed much, and keeps reverting to his previous or worse self, it’s because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong.

It really became apparent when instead of quickly typing “Sorry Toxic for calling you bad at psychology” and basically proving my post wrong, he instead argued he’d done nothing wrong, and said that he doesn’t have to directly apologize.

This truly is an end of an era. At least with Epitaph gone I won’t have to make posts like these.

Epitaph if you read this, I hope your irl personality is more pleasant than this one. I hope you find a fresh start out of college and have good luck in your future endeavors. But most importantly

You learn from your mistakes.

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Well, to respond to the dozen comments that are there solely to guilt trip.

@ralph Will there be a way to attach stickfigures to movieclips?

Say I made a movie clip of a rocking boat, and then put a dude on it. Will I be able to attach the dude to the boat so he rocks with it?

Can’t wait for movie clips

Moving backgrounds are gonna be OP.