id imagine the trunk would be welded down or something

sometimes, I dream about cheese.

at least there´s effort put into the figure.

This isn’t proper jurisdiction to sue, its not like hes going out of his way to take your real identity and information,
Sure it may be annoying but a judge would laugh and just throw the case out.
(Just dawned upon me that you may be joking, but im still keeping my comment up)

You’d make a better dictator than like more than half of the ones who have ever rose to power.

I say give him the power!