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SHREK

Written by

William Steig & Ted Elliott

SHREK
Once upon a time there was a lovely
princess. But she had an enchantment
upon her of a fearful sort which could
only be broken by love’s first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded
by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
Many brave knights had attempted to
free her from this dreadful prison,
but non prevailed. She waited in the
dragon’s keep in the highest room of
the tallest tower for her true love
and true love’s first kiss. (laughs)
Like that’s ever gonna happen. What
a load of – (toilet flush)

Allstar – by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his
day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go
after the ogre.

NIGHT – NEAR SHREK’S HOME

MAN1
Think it’s in there?

MAN2
All right. Let’s get it!

MAN1
Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that
thing can do to you?

MAN3
Yeah, it’ll grind your bones for it’s
bread.

Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.

SHREK
Yes, well, actually, that would be a
giant. Now, ogres, oh they’re much worse.
They’ll make a suit from your freshly
peeled skin.

MEN
No!

SHREK
They’ll shave your liver. Squeeze the
jelly from your eyes! Actually, it’s
quite good on toast.

MAN1
Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
(waves the torch at Shrek.)

Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The
men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long
and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the
men are in the dark.

SHREK
This is the part where you run away.
(The men scramble to get away. He laughs.)
And stay out! (looks down and picks
up a piece of paper. Reads.) “Wanted.
Fairy tale creatures.”(He sighs and
throws the paper over his shoulder.)

THE NEXT DAY

There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard
sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures
to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line
are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto
who’s carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three
little pigs.

GUARD
All right. This one’s full. Take it
away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!

HEAD GUARD
Next!

GUARD
(taking the witch’s broom) Give me that!
Your flying days are over. (breaks the
broom in half)

HEAD GUARD…[Read more]

SickNodes: Endgame collab
Canceled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2uVCMvWsrI&t=10s

@ralph
Here is a darkmode background.
I am determined to make darkmode.

@ralph. Can you send me the background of the web sight? Like the image you use? Since you wont make dark mode, I will.

So me and this author called Alexander Gordon Smith email each other sometimes and I shot him an email an week ago asking if I could animate one of his books.

I asked because, heh, copyright. Copyright bad. Permission good.