Replying to:████████ ██Don't worry EB. As a half "Canadian" myself, I know as a
Too much history and locations to consider it as fake. Especially the fact that it’s history is painted on 20 other countries. As well as I’m in it so if it were fake I wouldn’t be talking here. Lol.
Replying to:Explosive BulletToo much history and locations to consider it as fake. Espec
well i’m half canadian. so if canada didn’t exist, which it doesn’t I wouldn’t exist either. what you fail to understand however, is that the land where canada is said to be does infact exist. the “fact” that it’s called canada is a total lie. it’s actually called Super America. an other known name for it is “The Nicer America”. the story of it being a separate county called Canada was just created to give children hope of a better, nicer country
Replying to:████████ ██I’m sorry I have to do this to you EB. but I have to call my
(I will be screaming for the entirety of this because louder people sound smarter, according to squidward, and his lawyer plankton) THIS COURT ROOM IS NOW IN SESSION! CANADA DOES NOT EXIST BECAUSE ITS JUST AMERICA V2! THATS WHY THERE IS A LOW CRIME RATE AND EVERYONE IS NICE! THERE ARE SO MANY YOUTUBERS CLAIMING THEY ARE FROM CANADA BUT IN REALITY THEY ALL MEAN UNITED STATES OF AMEIRCA V2! THANK GOD TRUMP CAN’T RULE AMERICA V2 OR ELSE WE WOULD BE SCREWED! MY CLIENT HAS BEEN SEXUALLY ABUSED BY @explosivebullet FOR HIS BELIEFS AND I WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT EXHIBIT A: CANADA! CANADA MAY HAVE LOW CRIME RATES BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN THERE ISN’T CRIME! THANK YOU JUDGE AND JURY FOR BRINGING ME HERE! HAVE A NICE DAY! I REST MY CASE.
ALSO I WOULD JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT THE FACT THAT IF YOU EVER NEED A LAWYER JUST @ ME AND I’LL BE YOUR LAWYER.
Replying to:Raid Lock(I will be screaming for the entirety of this because louder
TLDR. Also this explains plenty:
a country in North America: the second largest country in the world; first permanent settlements by Europeans were made by the French from 1605; ceded to Britain in 1763 after a series of colonial wars; established as the Dominion of Canada in 1867; a member of the Commonwealth.
Replying to:Explosive BulletThe definitions are right here. May I bring up that nothing
Well technically, Canada hasn’t had as many accomplishments. Even as we speak the Government is sending the founding fathers back into time to claim North America and unite it as the the United States. George Washington will also claim Britain and Trump’s face will be on Mount Rushmore (unfortunately). I present to you exhibit https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.570053085.5466/flat,750×1000,075,t.u7.jpg this may be a dead meme but our founding fathers also put this on mount rushmore because Trump said “Hey its hip with the kids”
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Canada doesn’t exist guys, just stop. This “Canada” meme is getting real old.
It’s just super North America
fAlSe
Do I need to pull up google maps?
Don’t worry EB. As a half “Canadian” myself, I know as a fact, that Canada is Fake. Just a story made to give kids hope
Too much history and locations to consider it as fake. Especially the fact that it’s history is painted on 20 other countries. As well as I’m in it so if it were fake I wouldn’t be talking here. Lol.
well i’m half canadian. so if canada didn’t exist, which it doesn’t I wouldn’t exist either. what you fail to understand however, is that the land where canada is said to be does infact exist. the “fact” that it’s called canada is a total lie. it’s actually called Super America. an other known name for it is “The Nicer America”. the story of it being a separate county called Canada was just created to give children hope of a better, nicer country
Canada was named Canada off of the word Kanada meaning village in a first nations language.
super america. the name Canada was never official. the land is just an extension of the U.S known to the Americans by the name “The Better One”
I’m sorry I have to do this to you EB. but I have to call my lawyer. @raidlock
(I will be screaming for the entirety of this because louder people sound smarter, according to squidward, and his lawyer plankton) THIS COURT ROOM IS NOW IN SESSION! CANADA DOES NOT EXIST BECAUSE ITS JUST AMERICA V2! THATS WHY THERE IS A LOW CRIME RATE AND EVERYONE IS NICE! THERE ARE SO MANY YOUTUBERS CLAIMING THEY ARE FROM CANADA BUT IN REALITY THEY ALL MEAN UNITED STATES OF AMEIRCA V2! THANK GOD TRUMP CAN’T RULE AMERICA V2 OR ELSE WE WOULD BE SCREWED! MY CLIENT HAS BEEN SEXUALLY ABUSED BY @explosivebullet FOR HIS BELIEFS AND I WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT EXHIBIT A: CANADA! CANADA MAY HAVE LOW CRIME RATES BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN THERE ISN’T CRIME! THANK YOU JUDGE AND JURY FOR BRINGING ME HERE! HAVE A NICE DAY! I REST MY CASE.
ALSO I WOULD JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT THE FACT THAT IF YOU EVER NEED A LAWYER JUST @ ME AND I’LL BE YOUR LAWYER.
*fist bumps Explosive Bullet, as he lies on the floor on the near brink of death*
TLDR. Also this explains plenty:
a country in North America: the second largest country in the world; first permanent settlements by Europeans were made by the French from 1605; ceded to Britain in 1763 after a series of colonial wars; established as the Dominion of Canada in 1867; a member of the Commonwealth.
Objection! JUDGE THIS IS IRRELEVANT!
(this is what lawyers do to win the jury over)
The definitions are right here. May I bring up that nothing ever says America V2 or some name like that wherever I go?
*pulls Raid Lock to the side*
Boi if you don’t get this 2 month Thicc Nodes Membership verdict then i’m not paying you
frick uhh ok
Well technically, Canada hasn’t had as many accomplishments. Even as we speak the Government is sending the founding fathers back into time to claim North America and unite it as the the United States. George Washington will also claim Britain and Trump’s face will be on Mount Rushmore (unfortunately). I present to you exhibit https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.570053085.5466/flat,750×1000,075,t.u7.jpg this may be a dead meme but our founding fathers also put this on mount rushmore because Trump said “Hey its hip with the kids”
Invention of the lightbulb is a creation from Canada Im pretty sure. I might be wrong, but nothing here says America 2. IT ALL SAYS CANADA.
*calls my hacker* ya Bill? I’m gonna need you to remove all pictures of Canada and rewrite all documents to say America 2.
I would like to see him do that toboth french and english documents and the 5,000,000 signs with
Canada carved into them.
Dude!
China is the thing
The chinese can suffocate in their own smog.
dArN cOMmIEs
No, the inventor of the light bulb is Thomas Edison, and he was american.
Two points for the U.S
Kk. So I might be thinking of something else.
“This is America” “that’s Canada”
This is America
Don’t you be slippin now
don’t you be slippin now
That right there’s canada
Yep.
Canada A.K.A America 2
Sure.