𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐬

|| A tragedy at the dock ||

It was a normal morning in stick… place, and the local fishers were trying to catch the illusive 1$ cod, when suddenly multiple fishers began going to the dock to fish, and one after the other began getting eaten by a shark. They are still currently doing it… for some reason.

|| The \”Mad Cheese man\” ||

Yesterday a very strange anomaly was discovered and pointed out by Channel 5. A default stickfigure has gained the nickname; \”the mad cheeseman\” after eating so much cheese, that it caused the city to lag. \”I eat cheese every day\” he says. \”I eat, stick. It\’s what I do.\” Very strange man, but if it makes him happy, he should go with it.