wtf is it tho

Art moment :

Some old-ass artist says he’s dying ( but in a very cryptic and abstract way ), draws nonsensical paintings ( actually has schizophrenia but no one wants to admit it )

He dies and the painting gets sold to auction for 69420 zillion dollars, some dumbass actually buys it despite looking like a toddler’s drawing

Said dumbass sells it to another auction after regretting his purchase, also invents a legend about there being a curse on this painting because his wife had an affair with another guy

Another dumbass buys it for twice the price, keeps it until he’s dead then it gets re-sold to an auction for triple the price

Painting gets destroyed in a fire, now a scrap of it remains and it’s worth more than the entire painting for some reason

Someone actually bought it and disappoints his family ( was about to send his son to college but bought this thing instead )

The scrap gets eaten by the cousin’s baby during a visit, baby promptly dies because apparently the painting is cursed

Repeat

the middle looks like a vagina

This is just like me fr 🤞🤞

Can’t have detroit in shit