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    Tastylemon16occifermoderatorsubscriberfeatured-lvl3master-noderuc-votercrusaderuc-winner-lvl4 2025-04-04 21:36:30 UTC

    Alright, I just saw the Minecraft movie so in typical internet user fashion I’m going to give my opinion that nobody asked for.

    I’ll say this, Minecraft is a pretty bland game at face value and unless you make it your own and expand what it can be, it will remain that way, hence the story we got where it was an interpretation to Minecraft. Which let me just say, was actually very charming and entertaining.

    The best way I can think to describe it, is that it’s like watching a Lego movie ( Lego Batman, The Lego Movie ) except it’s not Lego. It’s charming, it’s funny, it’s got some cool stuff involved but by no means was it actually a solid story, it works, it was fun to watch but maybe wasn’t what some more dedicated people were expecting.

    There were moments, like the Enderman one in the library where thematically they were going for something interesting and actually played into some lore ideas and the vibe the end and endermen give off etc.

    Bottom line, it was entertaining and about what you might expect given you don’t put the bar too high, I’m glad I watched it but I doubt I’d watch it again anytime soon.

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    • 2025-04-04 21:37:17 UTC 8
    • as also typical internet user fashion, i will give my opinion even though i haven’t seen it:

      i’ve seen a lot of minecraft content online
      ranging from random shit made from kids just messing around
      to some young 3D animator who has some skills
      to more semi-professional productions
      etc
      and through these various degrees of “professionalism” there are a lot of truly really damn GOOD pieces of Minecraft content out there

      then…cut to the billion-dollar “hollywood” cash grab and the easy lay-up they are presented with aaaaaaand…they fall flat on their face

      but yeah, haven’t seen it, but i’ve seen the teasers and shit and it just…doesn’t do it for me
      hobo jack black and other hollywood circlejerks do not scream “minecraft” to me
      a pure 3D animated movie ala Shrek, Mario, etc would have been the easy, sensible route

      2025-04-05 00:25:06 UTC 4
    • as also also typical internet user fashion, i will give my opinion even though i haven’t seen it:

      I think it should’ve been animated like either the update trailers, or animated like the MC music vids from 2013 like element animation or sum, and the story should’ve been along the lines of Steve and Alex doing minecraft things and killing the ender dragon. Like the game

      But nooOOOOoooo~~ we need jack black to explain mechanics we already know to us while he rides Jason mamoa like a dragon

      THEY COULDVE MADE A WAY BETTER FILM FOR WAY LESS MONEY!! ALL YOUD NEED TO MAKE A GOOD MC MOVIE IS GOOD DIRECTORS AND WRIGHTERS AND A FEW ANIMATERS AND VOICE ACTORS

      2025-04-05 01:01:25 UTC 0
      • Replying to: 💀HØŁŁEY-ĴØŁŁY-FƯЯЯŸ-1997ÇƘ1500💀as also also typical internet user fashion, i will give my o

        Tryina give minecraft a story line is like tryina give a civic an LS, it needs to be done right, with care, or it’ll all go to shit and leave you bankrupt.

        2025-04-05 01:02:58 UTC 0