YES FINALLY A BAT EFFECT LETS GOOO

I mean, making immortality something you can opt out of defeats the purpose of this moral question. Everybody would rather choose when they die than not.

That said, personally, I’d do a ton of skydiving and tests on experimental weapons and tools, basically being a sentient crash dummy so more risks can be taken developing technology, making the process faster and easier.

I’d also profit a ton from this, and I’d likely market my completely unique set of skills for a lot of money, giving back 90% of my profits to charities and the improvement of the area I live in.

However, I would certainly not use this to extend my lifespan any longer than the average person. I’d still like to die with about everyone else my age, you know?

Don’t ask how I know this.

@ralph

The cigarette makes this soooo much better

Just do it.