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We all wish we had tails tbh.
Like imagine the moms at Walmart sayin “Omg your hair is so pretty;3” then you’d say thanks with a straight face but if we had a tail that shi would be wagging so fast. Then she’ll notice it and be like “awww look at you getting all exited for mommy” then you start to blush nd get embarassed n shi X3… Yall feeling me on this one 👀




Bro, just go and touch some grass already
no because i like boys but id love if my boyfriend had a tail so i could make it wag
Kinda shit I’d get up to if I had a tail.

Dog or cat tails are lame af. I want that crazy dinosaur shit.
I like this the idea of any other type of tail is pointless this actually has a use
Dog tails are lame? It’s clear you’ve never been with a German shepherd. Those tails are fucking guns of war.
Ok. Me and you fight together against a group of people with only our tails. I want to see how far your German Shepard tail takes you compared to my macho monster anklyosaurus fuck-club.
I believe a 20 ft python would win the fight.
i wouldnt mind having a tail but sitting with it would probably be uncomfortable
If you had a tail, I would cut it off and use it to choke you out. /j
if I had a tail

Retrofit ne with a dragon tail and the world will be in danger