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You ouny kids with your guns, when will the time come when you use a real man’s weapon
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You ouny kids with your guns, when will the time come when you use a real man’s weapon
i call dibs on the halberd
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BOY YOU KNOW IT’S POLEAXE TIME
is that a compliment
*gets out a kitchen knife*
Have at thee
Hohohohohho
Wrong
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Modern pussies with your ‘hiding behind cover coward device’
Yeah who’s the guy on the floor bleeding with bullet holes, here I’ll answer for you
Y O U
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At least i fight with honour
If your up against something that doesn’t like you. Thier mentality is basically “fu*k you and your honor”
Call the pussies if you want. That will still not stop the bullet from going through yo skull.
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That’s not how that meme works
I know how memes work. I just couldn’t find the right image
All of you pu$$ies with your “swords” and “ARs”. Why don’t you drop your weapons and fight like a man!
Weapons are for weaklings who are to wimpy to throw a finishing blow!
Armour is for softies who can’t take it!
All man needed to survive for thousands of years was his body and two hands.
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Except, we build spears and knives.
Hmm
WE BUILT THEM BECAUSE WE GOT WEAKER AND NEEDED THEM
REAL FIGHTERS DEVELOPED NEW WAYS TO USE YOUR HANDS AND FEET, INSTEAD OF HOW TO POKE PEOPLE WITH SPEARS
the only kind of pole i like is an axe.
i use bastard swords
not polearms
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Polearm master race
“real men” don’t need weapons. People should stop being pussies and stop bringing weapons to a fist fight
MY MAN
I ain’t dropping my guns to go back to in time.
Men
I’ll take the futuristic versions along with my laser rifle
Fools, real men use titans.
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Lemme show you a real titan
100 tons of mech here
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One big wormy boi
A lot of orky boyz
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F**kin’ Orcs with their £80 titans while we get only 1 and it’s £230
AND THAT’S WHYZ WE’Z THE BESTEST!
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AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON SPACE MARINES
Like the Ultrasmurfs
no
THIS is a real Titan
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Lol cosmology humour
i am a space fanatic
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As am i brother, as am i
VY C A N I S – M A J O R I S
I’m not kneeled in space
So grab that majoris and throw it through the window
good luck throwing a star 1,420 times the radius of the sun out of a window
you’ll need a big window
Teach me how the hell to throw a star from a window if not…
you’ll need to get a really similarly massive (in mass not size) star to orbit the star in question so that they both get into a binary orbit
then you need to place your window in a very very stable place where the star will pass right through it, assuming it isn’t destroyed by the star or ripped apart before it gets through
you’ll need a very e l o n g a t e d window tho
*grabs window and adds flex tape*
that’ll do
NOW THROW IT
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Using a dying meme done right
wonder what went on in snipper’s mind when I actually gave instructions instead of saying “you don’t”
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Lol
also not cosmology humor it’s astronomy humor
cosmology is the science of the universe itself, astronomy is about the objects in it, such as planets, stars, galaxies, black holes, gamma-ray bursts etc
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Oh, right.
THIS is a real man’s weapon:
*Grabs minecraft bow and adds a reflex sight*
What he said
Clearly the bow needs a bayonet
I can make that btw
Would you like pickaxe or chainsaw?
pickaxe it is
darn it the link is all wonky
It was supposed to be a fortnite pickaxe
(satire btw in case you actually think I play it for some reason)
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What bow uses a f**king bayonet
The only example I can think of is Green Arrow’s bow in Injustice
pffft, ancient people
The kikeaxe
Look at this one https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uufUktrTCTg/hqdefault.jpg