Ruin a wish
Hi there! Welcome to Ruin a wish!
I am a genie that grants you one wish! But there will likely be a draw back to your wish, so wish carefully!
RevalYT now has a PhD and is also officially a genie
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This is like that reddit thing? Nice.
I wish for 10 wishes.
Once I get those 10 wishes I use 9 of them to wish that the next the people who get a wish are lucky.
I use my last one to try and become a genie so I can ruin other people’s life.
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I wish for 10 genies, that
1. Grant 30 wishes
2. Have no drawbacks,
3. Can grant me a wish of more genies
4. And a P90 smg along with a grenade launcher as part of the package-
P90 is a PDW
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the 30 genies and p90 are manifested!
…somewhere in the universe
2019-02-24 15:41:48 UTC
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I wish for a functioning T-34-85 tank, that
Has a full fuel load
Has full ammunition
Is located in Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada
Is unlocked
Is licensed
Has standard paint job, with no graffiti
Has an operations manual
Does not come with crewAnd has a perfectly toasted bagel on top of the cannon breech.
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Granted, sadly it has no engine, motor, or wheels… but everything you described is functional!
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Exacly why I am building those right now.
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Granted.
It is stolen by your nemesis and blows a hole into your house.
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Crap. I guess it could drive over 150km from the East Side of Saint John to my house in Grand Bay-Westfield. Never underestimate the power of diesel.
2019-02-25 12:03:49 UTC-
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Correct.
2019-02-25 12:04:56 UTC
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I wish to kill you and you can’t defend, counter, or do anything to me or you to stop it.
And you can’t do anything only stand directly still
You can’t clone, you can’t come back
Once you die…
You stay die
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I die. My ghost annoys you and torments you eternally even after your death.
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And you can’t come back as anything
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Too bad, I’m already dead.
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Too bad
Ghosts can kill ghosts
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Too bad.
by the time you die you’ve already forgotten everything but my voice due to your sanity
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Too bad
Same would go for you due to your sanity
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Too bad. A genie can use his abilities on himself.
I WILL ALWAYS TORMENT YOU
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Too bad,
A genie can’t do that unless they trick their master or master says that they are free
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Replying to:Sheesh this drama’s pointless, i don’t even kno why its public, it should be private or deleted to destroy/contain this drama
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This is the point of this group, ridiculous wish fails.
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“drama”
“”drama””
“”””DRAMA””””2019-02-25 03:55:31 UTC-
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Agreed
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What exactly are you agreeing with?
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How I am clearly a helicopter
2019-02-25 12:04:40 UTC-
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Ah, yes.
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I wish to kill you and you can’t defend, counter, or do anything to me or you to stop it.
And you can’t do anything only stand directly still
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I stood still, I couldn’t defend myself and I get stabbed to death.
As i lie bleeding on the floor you hear a voice behind you.“I didn’t Technically stop myself from dying. I only came back.”
2019-02-24 12:41:01 UTC-
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Mother f—
2019-02-24 12:51:49 UTC
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Give me one cookie
That’s…
Free of any harmful substances
Proper size
Is chocolate
Weighs properly
Is made of proper dough
Is lucky
Is cooked to perfection
Can take breaks from eating cookie whenever
Is infinite
Can never get mold or expireTry to mishap this
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no mention of the cookie’s location
have fun figuring out how to get to the bottom of the mariana trench.
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“Is lucky”
Covers everything I haven’t said
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Too bad. The cookie is a lucky charm, it doesnt mention that you have it nor does it mention that you’re the one that’s “lucky.”
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Fine.
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If I was a genie, I would say:
Granted.
Your cookie is an unlucky charm.
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“Is lucky”
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“Is unlucky”
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I said it was lucky
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I wish for a million cookies that can never expire, and to put them 3 meters away from me, then let me eat at my own pace and I can take breaks whenever.
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Each of those cookies are the size of an atom.
Have fun eating 0.0005 meters of cookies!
2019-02-24 12:10:15 UTC-
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*stuffs in mouth*
I will
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2019-02-24 19:31:39 UTC-
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All of the atoms in one I’m pretty sure
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“cookies”
“cookiesSSSS“2019-02-25 03:58:04 UTC
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i shall be the better piece of shet genie
i am your rival @shadowmaster1203-
granted, but you die bc someone wished for ten thousand pounds of drugz and you overdosed after they got crushed under the weight
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too bad that wasn’t a wish
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it was a fact
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I wish for a better shet genie
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Granted.
Here i am.
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That’s not how shet genie works
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your disappointment is enough
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It was a bit lacklustre to be honest
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did you get this from the douchebag genie on r/askreddit
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You didn’t know?
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@shadowmaster1203 i wish ralph dies
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granted
but now sn pc will never come out-
User Banned
Replying to:Good, SN pc is gay
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nay thee swine
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Granted.
The world falls apart due to ralph being the mastermind of earth itself.
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@shadowmaster1203
i got one for you. i wish to be the god of lighting-
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you are now thor, god of thunder
but you live in a different dimension with no way to get back-
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to earth
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also the other gods kill you bc you have a different mindset and you act extremely different from thor
2019-01-15 16:55:31 UTC-
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damnit
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Granted.
You accidentally kill yourself due to the fact that you cannot control your abilities.
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every few hours i will post another one of these
Hi there! Welcome to Ruin a wish!
I am a genie that grants you one wish! But there will likely be a draw back to your wish, so wish carefully!
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I was for fortnite to game end itself
2019-01-14 19:11:26 UTC-
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granted
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Granted.
But every fortnite player flocks toward every other game and clickbait flourishes once more.
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nope
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i wish for a saber tooth tiger that likes me
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granted
but you get arrested for having an endangered animal without permission-
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A.k.a. poaching
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fck
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Granted.
The part it likes about you is your flesh, though.
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I wish that Rojo would stop posting bad things and I wish that there are you Draw Backs to this wish
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i cant grant this
unfortunately2019-01-15 16:01:23 UTC
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i wish to become lv.100 mafia boss
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granted
but due to you being one, you decide to buy an island
one day on the island, you get bitten by a radioactive epider
you die from radiation poisoning2019-01-15 16:03:09 UTC-
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sounds about right
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Granted.
But you get assassinated by the rival mafia gang a day after.
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I wish for toxic people to commit no air reach lungs
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granted, but that creates more toxic people and they try to kill you
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Granted.
Every friend and family member they know despise you.-
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sooooo
basically what i said just more specific
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I wish you admit this is a copy of douchebag genie
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granted
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granted
no
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I wish for a bagel
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granted
the bagel you get is a salt bagel with waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay toooooo much salt-
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH SALT
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lethal dosages of salt are a thing
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Oh, really? *Dies from Salt overdose*
2019-01-15 18:11:34 UTC
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Granted.
A bagel dropped in fresh sewage.
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Try to add a drawback to this wish
I wish for 9180280 dollars, no more, no less. Along with the fact that nobody steals it, uses it, or takes it without my permission or consint, it won’t be stolen money becuase this money just appeared, also this money has to be real money, not printed and it also has to be US currency. It must be mine and only mine and I can use it for anything.
When I say no more, I mean no more on THIS money and I do not mean no more as in I do no or cannot make any more money in general.
If you can find a drawback to this wish. I would cry-
*consent
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*do not
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but its 918028000 pennies and you get crushed under the weight.-
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But I wished for dollars
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youd still get crushed under the weight
silver dollars-
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Darn…
Wait!
I can hire a very expensive doctor to heal me-
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how you going to do that if youre already buried and immobilized
also you vet killed instantly from the weight-
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All around me are familiar faces,
Worn out places,2019-01-15 22:06:55 UTC
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Who said it was in coins?
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Nobody!
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me, i summoned them there
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A sack of your money falls on your head, crushing you.
Alternatively, you could have monopoly money.
It’s real, it’s a currency and it’s made in the us.-
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Then I sell all that Monopoly money to a family who bought a monopoly game but there daughter Bridget burnt all the money. Then i get a total sum of 98 dollars….
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Y’know that’s already as bad as it gets.
98 dollars ain’t gonna last a lifetime.-
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It’s amazing to start off with to get a job, and build up on that money
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Very well. You suddenly become irrational and spend all your money and life savings on junk food, thus ruining your life.
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Reeeee
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every few hours i will post another one of these
Hi there! Welcome to Ruin a wish!
I am a genie that grants you one wish! But there will likely be a draw back to your wish, so wish carefully!
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I wish that my wish has no draw backs
2019-01-14 14:57:32 UTC-
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granted
but now you have no more wishes2019-01-14 15:17:43 UTC-
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flux
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i wish for infinite power and control over it
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granted
you are now a power generator instead of a human2019-01-14 16:24:33 UTC-
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At least he sacrificed himself for the greater good.
Infinite power and no need for power sources with a bad environmental impact.
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I wish for cancerous memes
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granted
but you die of thirst because you played fortnite to long2019-01-14 16:23:15 UTC
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not granted, you die and everyone mourns over your death
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granted
those genies that you get hate humans and kill them if they see them.
they also dont give wishes -
im a genie
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I wish to become a MEME
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Hi there! Welcome to Ruin a wish!
I am a genie that grants you one wish! But there will likely be a draw back to your wish, so wish carefully!
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I wish for nothing.
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Everything you ever loved or cared about is gone, you get completley nothing
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genie accepts
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The genie is too weak to take everything from R2OTR.
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I wish death-
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Replying to:What’s up with the ” – ” ??
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On amino it’s quite common thing, can’t exactly describe what it means. Yet I guess I adapted the habit from there lol.
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Lol
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You died.
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you are now immortal, so you die on the inside
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I wish for bacon
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It’s raw
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Ok den I can cook it
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granted, but its burnt to ash
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Eh, good enough.
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You get a plastic bacon chewie toy.
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I wish to end my suffering and get my friends back ;-;
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you die after inviting your friends over
they got framed and thrown in jail-
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Nice lol
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Granted.
Your current suffering ends.Your friends became shitty people and will never know who you are no matter how many times you try to make them remember.
They act toxic towards you like any other stranger.
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I wish to sing hit or miss while destroying the whole of fortnite and destroying all of fnaf
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Wish Denied.
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wish granted, but unfortunately you die from…
basically a power a power overdose
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Granted, everyone is now 0.00000000000000001% more lucky, and now you are a genie… have fun waiting years to be called upon
Nice
lol