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SNN Team
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Articles
For the convenience of not having to scroll to look for a certain article, SNN has hyperlinks to all of the previous articles, so if you would like to read about some old news or drama, here are all the more modern articles now preserved and ordered from Newest to Oldest. (We don’t talk about the old ones-)
2023:
Mr Random
Update Aftermath and Useful Adjustments
Sprite Update Release!!
Sprite Update Status
0 Days Without Nonsense/ Megaphone Drama
Progress Report
Weekly Recap x2
Weekly Recap: More Sprite Update News
SN.com’s Lag Incident; Refresh Results
2022:
The lol, jk Plague
Community Collaboration
SplashScreen and Sprite Update News, Again + SNN Ideas
Short Sprite Update Speculation
Fantastic Farce
Official Stick Nodes Treasure Trove Collab/Collab Winners
Invader Endures the Inevitable/Deadline Delay
Larry & Flame Drama/Treasure Trove Deadline
Non-Fungible Fradulence/Sprite Sneak Peek
Bunny Breakout
Ill-suited Individual/ItsYouAnims
Craz Conclusion
Religious Rave
2021:
Official Stick Nodes Christmas Collab/Collab Winners
The Phish Man
Christmas 2021 Collab Announcement/Appropriation Altercation
Calcium Contention
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Activi-StormTodayβs Weather
Earlier SN was under a storm, named Caleb by officials. It has passed for the most part, now we are at a cool 32. Earlier, though, was a sharp 19 during the storm. The storm was present in Activity City, the more populated area of Sticknodes.Skies
Today was clear, then during the storm cloudy and rain was involved. Some lightning, but not too chaotic.This post was brought to you by the Stick News Station
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Religious Raveγ €
Incident 1:User Astrovom encounters a post made by none other than Gigan, the post contained a mildly inappropriate image of an ad meant to entice people to click on it, however, instead of getting the joke, Astrovom became infuriated. (In all caps) He claimed that the people who viewed the post enjoyed looking at that sort of stuff and were disgusting. This particular comment leads to a long thread, with Astrovom beginning to involve religion into the argument. Speaking of religion..
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Incident 2:Astrovom makes a post claiming that being (not heterosexual) is a bad thing, as the bible says so, or something like that I have no references since the post had been deleted, but there are witnesses.
Users who were involved in the dispute, the main ones being Flame and Milky “discussing” about religious beliefs and gender/sexuality, which are two very sensitive topics so there’s no need to add on to it. After a while, the thread was getting pretty big, and Astrovom decided to delete the post and all the comments along with it.
This post was brought to you by the Stick News Station and The Daily Drama Report for the summary
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This is why religion is cring
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its not religion that is cring, its the people. some religious people do understand that others have different beliefs and do not put their religion onto others.
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^^
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I still stand by the idea of weather, but the weather is the general mood of the site represented by temp (hot-angry, cold-happy)
Gives us something to do-
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You know what, that’s not a bad idea.
(no weatherman tho)
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Also, skys by how much activity
Clear-calm, quiet, rain-small activity, etc
then it gets to hurricane when thereβs a long comment thread
Also I can be-
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I can make a map like they do for weather, βactivityβ, βfiguresβ
So we know where the activity is
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Fine, why not.
I’ll promote you again since I fired you-
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Damn
But cool
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Deadass pulled out a bible on our ass 💀
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Very good very nice
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ill fist fight the devil
and win btw
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Shin Megami Tensei Moment
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If god is real, he most certainly had a fun time viewing this oneβ¦
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This is why I’m an atheist
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Hi @astrovom, hope you like the gays
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Successfully trolled
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Boutta convert him to be an ally
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Hi, I have some ideas to share.
Basically, I wanna rework the formatting for Stick News entirely, but I don\’t know if you guys would want that so I\’m making a poll.
I really like doing short reports, because I don\’t have to wait for a lot of stuff to happen to make an actual full article, so I\’m thinking of switching over to just short reports, BUT, I want to implement other segments so it isn\’t just boring, like, I\’m still going to do honorable mentions and all that, but I thought it\’d be cool to have more stuff than just news so its bost informal and entertaining.
So what I want to do is stick to making short reports and have posts dedicated to different things, like talking about stuff other than news or drama (I\’ll still be milking them dry tho), like commentating on topics in the community, reviewing stuff, Idk maybe even some dumb stuff like comic strips, satirical news, fake ads, and other stuff as previous ideas.
That\’s just an idea though, I don\’t know what everyone else wants.
You could also give feedback in the comments if you\’d like.
What should the format for Stick News be?
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Why not do both. Like a big report once every month with all the small reports in between?
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The point is to not wait for a certain date just report stuff, its not like breaking news is scheduled
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Sounds good to me, but i have an idea.
What about you also talk about new lore in different series or based around oc’s. It would be like reporting news from all around certain universes
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Nodium AdvertisementI mean I guess I could do that, dunno how it would play out but maybe.
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i can be a comic guy, alone with anything else you need
I just need ideas which doesn’t sound too hard
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I was thinking more like, people could submit them and they’d be displayed, not us making them iewhbjwenk
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*fires myself*
how ’bout now-
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i mean ig
I gotta work things out first tho
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wait no i didn’t mean-
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v maybe yall could do something like the onion or ruben sims roblox watch
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hey can this exist agin
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Wouldn’t it be hilarious if some drama occurred
No, but for real I have been trying to come up with ideas that don’t just rely on my talking about what happened the in community, but like, I don’t have anything that’ll work.
So like, I might rework the thing entirely, or just wait until something happens to report on it.
Plus, I have stuff to work on so, I think I might do that since this was just a fun little project (it also helped improve my writing).
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Christmas Collab Winnersγ €
The winners for the first official Stick Nodes Collaboration have been announced just 10 days after. They will receive some of the first-ever Stick Nodes merch and have their or someone of their choosing’s OC for the Stick Nodes splash screen.And if they own an account on this website, they will earn their own badge to show off.
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Nonexobviouslygot first place. Everyone in the premiere chat was very surprised.
Noobish got second place, pretty neat style.
TAK Anims got third, who doesn't love a DBZ OC and actual stickfigure fighting children?
The Posse (Gigan) got fourth, though he held a mini-contest for the rewards.
Jared S got fifth, some swishy sword action.
And finally, Robert, for breaking every single rule and still earning a spot in the collab.
Everyone did a great job, but only the top 5 got the prizes, congratulations to the people mentioned above.
This short report was brought to you by the Stick News Station, currently trying to stay relevant
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The Stick Nodes (Christmas) Collabγ €
The time has come everyone.The premiere for the collab is out (at the time of this being posted) if you haven’t seen it already, and after some researching, it was speculated that the video is set to be over 30 minutes.
(This is basically just me trying to stay relevant)
Anyways, Ralph has also announced that the Top 5 entries will be receiving some “Stick Nodes Merch.” Credits to Jackfly and StixFigurez for helping with the collab as well.
This announcement/short report was brought to you by the Stick News Station
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The Phish Manγ €
Recently, User Sazanimationsalt, otherwise known as Phish Man, has been suspicously following the same idea with previous anonymous users, the ones who claim that people do not care about the opinions of “unpopular” users.
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Image provided by Giganγ €
Gigan had encountered the “alt”, which obviously did not end well. Due to this, the post from the “alt” was locked, but of course, this did not stop Gigan, he is determined to finish a mama joke.What could be the reason for these guest accounts appearing and causing drama? Do they have the same goal? Could they just be doing this for attention? The SNPD are currently investigating the situation.
This Short Report was brought to you by the Stick News Station
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Wait a minute, where is everyone? They’re probably off fighting possessed children or something. Anyways, welcome everyone to another official Stick News Report. Its been a while but, we’re back (sorta).γ €
Christmas 2021 StickNodes CollabAs of November 25th, Ralph has announced the first ever official StickNodes collab, in collaboration with StixFigurez (and Jackfly, cool DemonBot stickfigure). All the information about the collab will be provided by the link below. If you’d like to participate, make sure to submit your entry by December 21st.
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Appropriation AltercationFor a while now, Skele has been accused of stealing/tracing other users stickfigures for his “Secret Project”. Most recently, Squi had gotten in contact with CYAnims after Skele posted remakes of his OCs, and had been accused of tracing them, which was then clarified by Skele to be “Literally the arcfi versions of the characters. (Old models that an anonymous guy gave me)”.
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Congratulations to Coolbraker and everyone who participated in the Spotlighted collab “Default Destroyer Collab”. It achieved 4.5 Stars and 587 Clicks, felicitations to everyone who was apart of it.This report was brought to you by the Stick News Station, its been a month but we’re still “relevant”
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Well lol
Anyway, you can still use my old ver. Because the new one doesnβt have a suit ver. Yet
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We should add a Stick nodes police station where a group of users called occifers are mentioned to tackle drama, could serve as a substitute when mods and admins aren’t online.
They could have purposes such as getting to copied figures quicker than any average user, and disassembling drama by mentioning mods to report it once again quicker than any average user. They could also alert mods and admins of users breaking the official rules, and also guard the rules. Maybe they could also have a schedule to check the stickfigure’s page and scroll around activity for drama to make sure they’re actually doing something.
Could be added along with the “official” groups.
Probably an irrelevant thought but just an idea.
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ayo @raptor99
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Yes
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Believe it or not, this used to exist, it was led by me and Epitaph when he used to be here
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I volunteer 100%
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Bruhh lmao what do you think the Stick Nodes Police Group is
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True, i noticed that.
I think it would be cool if there was something like that except alot more “official”. But also something people would actually want to participate in to protect the website without asking for too much help from mods or admins. Perhaps even gaining a lot of recognition from them.
Like i said, i think if you were to take the group further people would want to tryout. You could give them schedules to patrol the website to find submissions to report and also search for any drama as well as confront users if they’re close to breaking the rules.
Maybe if it gets big enough you could persuade Ralph to make more occifer badges.
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Calcium Contentionγ €
Recently, User MilkyMurderer has gotten their animation “Ralph Vs Milky” spotlighted.
However, this lead to an inadequate act from a so-called “anonymous troll”, which was downvoting all of Milky’s comments to the negative double-digits like it would do anything, but it was strange nontheless.It was probably the work of someone with many alt accounts or just a group of people. Some people were led to believe this was because of transphobia or that he was trying to prove a point about popularity, that the opinions of smaller users dont matter because because people more popular are more favorable. In the end, the account got banned.
Anyways, congratulations MilkyMurderer on getting 4 stars and 338 clicks.
This short report was brought to you by the Stick News Station.
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The presentation is nice, good job.
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