Teo’s 300th 1500th 2000th Day!
It’s my 300th day! Wow, been a while already. Join the party!
update: don’t worry, i’m not doing another party like day 300. still felt it was fitting to put my 1500-day post in this group. wild that i’ve been through five “300th days” now.
update: day 2000. i am more stick than man now
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Heres my present.
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@teothedan
Here is my gift. The box holds a somewhat malevolent spirit that will grant you 3 wishes. Each wish will have one downside, so distance each wish out comfortably.
The first curse will come in the form of a 3 sicknesses that you will have over the course of a week.
The second curse will come in the form of an aggressive demonic entity that will haunt you for a month.
The final one will be completely dependent on how you word it’s wish.And that’s it, use it well friend!
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Nice!
I always wanted an evil spirit!2020-12-14 18:55:40 UTC-
Replying to:So… what’ll the wishes be?
2020-12-14 18:59:57 UTC
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User Banned
this present is too dark
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Replying to:
Keep it in a bright room.
2020-12-14 18:59:28 UTC-
Replying to:yep. you definitely don’t wanna lose it.
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i want
more black hole
more black hole
and finally,
a burgazr.I guess im gonna get sick by dark matter :/ don’t know what else me as a black hole could get sick from.
2020-12-14 19:03:57 UTC -
Ebola , Zika , then Corona
Cult Gigan
Then the Dildo storm
2020-12-14 19:04:09 UTC
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@teothedan
Happy hallowe-
I mean happy 300th day.(Thinks about this awkward moment years later)
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hey! as long as you live in a spooky mansion, every day is halloween.
2020-12-14 18:22:09 UTC-
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But im in teo’s PD.
2020-12-14 18:30:13 UTC-
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PD?
2020-12-14 18:49:36 UTC-
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It’s just so weird his PD has wooden walls and Sheetrock.. all my PD’s walls are conjured of pure magic…
2020-12-14 19:05:20 UTC-
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…you mean your house?..you lost me at PD
2020-12-14 19:30:42 UTC
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lol’d
2020-12-14 18:32:49 UTC
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Cum-grabber-lations on 300 days.
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oh boy, always horny on main aren’t ya?
2020-12-14 18:24:35 UTC -
Father of lies
c*m in disguise
Your c*m won’t last
There’s a snake in my ass
The c*m-fathers secret stash
c*m-stomp me flat
I’m going to f**k your dad
c*mming high into the morning sky
Vape c*m from my bum til I die
Watching Arthur with a c*ck in my ass
Riding hard
Eating ass master-class
Sacred c*m blade
A f**kling crusade
Fatal c*m–theft
Give me c*m or give me death
Elon’s Musk
Jesus Crust
Stealing donations from the c*m-Czar’s trust
A c*m smoothie gulped smoothly
Consume the c*m chalice
f**k everyone named Alex
David Hayter
c*m Crusador
The Holy c*m Wars
Razor-blade Masturbator
Margret Thatcher
The c*m Snatcher
Father drowned
Going down on the c*m clown
Prolapse pounding
Toothpick sounding
c*m baking
My nipple-pu**y is aching
c*m fooler
Semen drooler
Forbidden c*m-spice
Your sh*t-box looks nice!
Life is a cage, and death is the key
All your c*m are belong to me
Normalize crying over spilt c*m
Making c*m-angels with my son
I f**ked a fairy in half
How many holes does a human have?
My butt and cunny are in agony
Castration in the sky
Your p*n*s will fly
Scrotal chambers
Semen sailors
Mommy’s c*m tax
Grind my balls on an axe!
c*m-scented candle
c*m-broiled eggs
c*m-Christ consciousness
Third-eye, c*m spy
c*m-scrote sailboat
Semen speed racer
Off-road c*m chode
My uterus came out!
c*m treasurer
d**k measurer
Irresponsible Manager of c*m
A c*m-slave, back from the grave
The price for breaking a c*m-oath
James Hector
c*m key-lector (or collector, vote in comments)
I tripped in the c*m-keeper’s crypt
c*m feeder
Moist meter
Sans Undertale, the c*m reaper
f**king a skeleton, right in the pu**y
The Dark Souls of c*m
c*m-framed, and c*m-blamed
c*m-drowning awareness day
Brewing c*m-fuel after school
Your nipples are crunchy
The tragic c*m-sponge
Your c*m is fading…
Sweep up the c*m flakes, Joan2020-12-14 18:31:10 UTC-
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The fuck
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In all honestly I believe things like this is only okay for something like 1,000 days.
(Btw not saying this cause I\’m about to hit 1,000 days in 62 days)
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Nah man, it’s tradition to celebrate your 300th day.
2020-12-14 17:14:27 UTC -
300 still honestly a good first milestone besides 100
Since like 300 is a satisfyingly close enough to a year without looking weird
2020-12-14 17:29:47 UTC
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Let me in LET ME INNNNN
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2020-12-14 17:09:52 UTC-
Replying to:Flame should just be drinking tea until someone throws him into gigan
2020-12-14 17:10:55 UTC
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Congrats man! You\’ve done more in 300 days than I did in three fucking years! Now in further inspection, it isn\’t really that impressive since I spent one of those years as an edgy fecker and the other one sleeping in a ditch. But still, props to you!
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Thank you man!
You’ve been a pretty nice guy in my time here2020-12-14 17:06:35 UTC
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Let the festivities begin!
@infernoanimationssticknodes-com
@hyperdragondx9504
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OAO
2020-12-14 16:46:08 UTC -
Replace gigan with dimarco, he shall become everybodys punching bag.
2020-12-14 16:46:41 UTC -
lol. i look absolutely funny.
2020-12-14 17:06:30 UTC
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teo diggity dan created the group
Teo’s <s>300th</s> <s>1500th</s> 2000th Day! 5 years, 5 months ago
User Banned
potato?
You wont get it
*happily munching*
@stuperb6
Orange, you want some of this?
Sure man!
*gently eating*