February 6th, 2026 – Friday

Yeah, we’re getting absolutely freaky on a friday night! YAAAEEEAAAHH!

Vengeance and Night rains upon your mother's ass

Look at me with a straight face and tell me you aren’t ugly. Tonight, somebody has to MOG the site with the ultimate site log. Everyone always said the same thing to me; idiot boy, curious george, goofy goober with no sauce, Dumbo MicSpazzatron… but you know what? I told them about my crippling addiction to drugs, alcohol, cats, food, unafforfable housing prices, 2 for 6 deals for chips, the elusive 4 for 5 12 pack pepsi cans deals from HyVee, extensive procrastination for literally anything about writing and godzilla stick figures, cheep internet porn, and all that other typical depressed and on the verge of suicide stuff. Well, I think I’ve yapped just about enough, time for the fun shit and what do you know?

This looks like a job for... LOGAN-ZILLA!

12nd Reconnaissance Battalion from MGFregiment
https://sticknodes.com/members/mgfregiment/activity/1893894/
You will not laugh, you will not cry!

Silver the Hedgehog
https://sticknodes.com/members/goldentiger1210/activity/1893884/
IT’S NO USE!

Bloxy Notes Indecisiveness
https://sticknodes.com/members/bloxystudios379/activity/1893846/
You’d get us all killed if you were president!
(Still not as fast as the overgrown tangerine though)

Multiple Unfinished Superheroes from Delo
https://sticknodes.com/members/pieguy/activity/1893822/
Talk about a graveyard

Unfinished Supervillain from Delo as well!
https://sticknodes.com/members/pieguy/activity/1893790/
I guess that evens the score, huh?

Base in a Dork Outfit
https://sticknodes.com/members/friskymj277/activity/1893787/
Dorkfest was yesterday lmao

D A N C E
https://sticknodes.com/members/axstudio/activity/1893751/
I forgot what the lady gaga song was and I’m not talking about the one used for the fuckass Wednesday Addams edits

burgor
https://sticknodes.com/members/rando/activity/1893737/
I actually see two burgers

Chun Li Front View from PlasmaBlade64
https://sticknodes.com/members/yeetboi21/activity/1893729/
Crush me with those thighs!

ThoughtsOfEverything built a tree…
https://sticknodes.com/members/jarmyanimations/activity/1893728/
By tree, I actually mean the fucking Yggdrasil from Norse Mythology

Random Animation from TheSummerMenISoldier
https://sticknodes.com/members/thesummermenlosoilder/activity/1893722/
I love the U.S o’ A!

Ugh! It seems I have extra shit to do. Hmph.

The Frames: The Social Network (2010)

Frames 01: “Putting Out Fires”
https://sticknodes.com/members/thinkmaster/activity/1893837/

Frames 02: “I Was Your Only Friend”
https://sticknodes.com/members/thinkmaster/activity/1893880/

I wasn’t kidding about getting freaky hehehehaha!

Red Hood Movieclip 3 by Scott

Hits: 1,198
Received: 5 UC Votes and rightfully so
Ratings: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⅖ – Excellent! (How?)

I don’t give a fuck about my integrity here anymore, shit is more boring than my average day before I get a job so let me just say, Scott Cawthon or Scott McNeil or whatever your last name is, let me tell you that you made peak yet deny your peak it’s purpose… EVERYONE LIKES A BIG TITTIED WOMAN and I’m saying that as someone who personally prefers BIG, HUMONGOUS, DELICIOUS, GOJIRA LOAD BOOTY CHEEKS! Not the kind that hippos stain the fuck out of, not the kind that is used to describe something terrible or dreadfully crafted but the kind that drives your hormones insane! The kind that makes you really think about the next twenty minutes! THE KIND THAT IS SCIENTIFICALLY AND THUS FACTUALLY PROVEN TO BOOST BRAIN DEVELOPMENT FOR YOUR CHILDREN! RRAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHH!

Final Thoughts for Tonight

Okay, I may stay for a little while… actually, I need to check when my first log was because I might have an announcement for that specific day. Enough of that for now, I don’t care if you think I’m a gooner or a jerkoff with no boundaries or an imbecile of a clout chaser to which you’re all more or less right to say and should probably encourage but don’t act like yall wouldn’t eventually start lusting, it’s a primal urge! Now enough talk of objectifying women and men, actually do not do that IRL or you will be an even bigger loser than me in the month about Love…

Time to heroically jump off the nearest cathedral and go slow motion as the end credits music plays!

January 27th, 2026 – Tuesday

Me when FNATI:

In this universe, there is only one absolute

I won’t beat my meat around the bush, this shit is getting boring as fuck as I’m writing this and I am suffering from chronic procrastination which means I ain’t doing shit except occasionally wondering what I’m gonna do for a potential career. I’m ready to get this log going so let’s see what we’re working with

Everything.... Freezes

Antares Sketch by Neighborly_nepsnek
https://sticknodes.com/members/neighborlynepsnek/activity/1890331/
Fearsome Ebirah has Evolved

Coda Da Cat OCs
https://sticknodes.com/members/codadacat123/activity/1890326/
I too did not died

He missed one
https://sticknodes.com/members/masterstrike/activity/1890307/
I missed several

The Ultimate Size Comparison 2: Electric Boogaloo
https://sticknodes.com/members/technos/activity/1890295/
Not bad but mines bigger, much bigger

The Easy Way Out…
https://sticknodes.com/members/mgfregiment/activity/1890288/
Or The Hard Down?
https://sticknodes.com/members/mgfregiment/activity/1890290/
Can you live with your own failures?

poor helldiver
https://sticknodes.com/members/ultimus482animations/activity/1890249/
I haven’t played the helldiver thingy game

‘I did my best’
https://sticknodes.com/members/novap/activity/1890244/
Guessing you got lost in the snow storm?

The Space Robots from that 80s Anime
https://sticknodes.com/members/raxriot/activity/1890231/
REVIEW MORE GUNDAM!

ThoughtsForEverything VS. Wither Storm
https://sticknodes.com/members/jarmyanimations/activity/1890230/
The mods bro adds:

The Omni-Man Upload Wave by Lawyer!?
Wave 1: https://sticknodes.com/members/thinkmaster/activity/1890199/
Wave 2: https://sticknodes.com/members/thinkmaster/activity/1890201/
Let me break it down to you mark

T-1000 by Stickking
https://sticknodes.com/members/stickking/activity/1890189/
Get this through your head!

Wait, Lawyer…. Lawyer posted…

No. No! No, this can’t be! NOOOOOOOOO-

The Frames: Dr. Strangelove (1964)

Frames 01: “Ripper’s Motivations”
https://sticknodes.com/members/thinkmaster/activity/1890375/

Frames 02: “No Fighting in the War Room”
https://sticknodes.com/members/thinkmaster/activity/1890225/

FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK! YOU!
GRRRGRGRGGRGRGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAUUUUGGGHHHAUUUUUUHAHAUUUURRGRAAAUUUGGHHHHAAAAARGRGRGRARARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGHAHAGAGAGAGAAAAAAAUUUUURRAAAAAAAHAHAHAAWAWAWAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Cartoon Cat Movieclip 3 by The God of Weed

Hits: 1,385
Received: nothing lmao
Ratings: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – PERFECT!

Yes, his name and his deity specialty is indeed the God of Weed and yes, I expect nothing but the finest greenery known to man. As we can see, I- Oh, where is Cartoon Cat? I can’t see him…

Oh there he is-

OH SHIIIEEEEEEEEEEEET-

We not Gang Gang

Will the world vanish? No. It will be as it always has, on the brink with good fighting evil. Oh man, I can feel the ass cheeks falling and dragging while the titties sag all over my cock and balls, I dunno if I can go any longer gang gang unless yall offer me a good time… actually, don’t. Most of you shouldn’t even be here considering half of the posts are doodoo poopoo caca anus doggie shite

See you in 20

January 21st, 2026 – Wednesday

I’m sensing a pattern here…

Something's in my ass

Grgrgrererererhehrhrhrrhr! Eooonkkrrr! I’m Logan-The-Sexiest-Zilla and I hate you! So uhh, what’s cracking young thugs? Any radical tradicals goings ons, eh homie? Somebody help me escape this animal I have become! I am the tribal chief of the united states of america! Uhhh I have dementia diarrhea and I wanna put it in a bag and toss it on your face and then I want you to eat it. Lick it, smell it, smear it all over your lips and tongue, I want you to consume it like you’ve never had food before. I want you to just fiend for it until you literally can’t anymore. I want you to drool for it until your entire body is an utter drought of blood, urine, iron, and organs…

If you couldn’t tell, I am trying really hard to come ip with literally anything because I’m actually very burnt out here. Please spank me.

You wanna get wild? OKAY, I SHOW YOU WILD!

Yall like conchas?
https://sticknodes.com/members/rjanimations/activity/1888185/
Oh fuck yes I do…

BOINK!
https://sticknodes.com/members/arambourgiania/activity/1888160/
BONG!

Balls
https://sticknodes.com/members/goldentiger1210/activity/1888147/
We ballin’!

Midwest Safety
https://sticknodes.com/members/thefishingdude/activity/1888144/
IT’S THE GRINCH, SCATTER!

KamZKai is need of help!
https://sticknodes.com/members/sonicadvantagestknodes/activity/1888121/
I want YOU to voice act

TODAY IN HISTORY: 1915
https://sticknodes.com/members/iama/activity/1888118/
… we are actually scraping the bottom of the barrel

WIP Drawing from NTheDrone
https://sticknodes.com/members/nthedrone/activity/1888111/
I don’t even know anymore

Novap’s Take on the OC Super Team
https://sticknodes.com/members/novap/activity/1888096/
Add a scarf to them! Nobody has ever done it before

I swear to god, this next post better be-
e-eh? Oh…

Evolution of… General Aerial from AX LABEL
https://sticknodes.com/members/axstudio/activity/1888093/
…

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…

..

.

AX, I am not trying to be funny nor am I trying to embarass you. I am not gonna run this joke to the ground so you know what? If I could muster up the courage, I’d personally take General Aerial out to dinner and ask how her day is going

Erebus Sketch from Neighborly_Nepsnek
https://sticknodes.com/members/neighborlynepsnek/activity/1888092/
Oh, I can actually see this erebus!

This poor guy…
https://sticknodes.com/members/mgfregiment/activity/1888079/
That’s not a fun way to die

Goofy ahh 2011X
https://sticknodes.com/members/rampage0/activity/1888067/
Nah, you deserve to live with this!

I’m not adding the fucking umusumudodoo gif and that’s final

Mark IV Movieclip by WagMann

Hits: 1,124
Received: 4 UC Votes
Ratings: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – PERFECT!

sigh

It’s yet… another movieclip… whatever, this is specifically the Iron Man Mark IV Armor from Iron Man 2 to The Avengers (2012), the two movies being pretty good in my personal opinion. Get this and fly!

help me

I wouldn’t be surprised if I end up getting fired but I wanna up the ante with these logs and to keep doing it until

A: I get fired
B: I get a job and become too busy
C: I quit out of demotivation
or D: All of the above!

Now I’m well aware that this niche-ass website primarily serves as a center for easily accessible stick figures, is only a representive of just afraction of the greater Stick Nodes fandom, and should not be seen nor treated as the majority representing said community… but fuck you guys, I like being an asshole so I’m gonna be ignorant and prattle about the stick nodes community being dead and it all being ralph’s fault! I’LL KEEP DOING IT UNTIL HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU FOOLS WILL NEVER STOP ME, GAHAHAHAHAHAHAARGARGARGARG! Anyways, I have some more procrastinating and writing to do…

Also, I would ask General Aerial if she wanted to marry me and have kids-