• Replying to comment by: UnknownThat's literally what i just said

    +s

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  • Replying to comment by: Ralph and Sean’s SonNOT a joke
    7415_0-31818800-1527021355_448d746a

    Since I’m totally serious about this, despite the humor, I have a short excerpt:

    The ageless Origin Being Epitaph, while eternally, physically youthful, has become tired and irritated of his job after many millennia. So he inadvertently grows a magic stache (w/ stachic?). He doesn’t know it, but this stache is the most durable thing in existence; even if one powerful enough to destroy Epitaph did so, the stache would still remain.

    A cult becomes obsessed with his new look, growing globally over a few decades. A scattering of constituents of this “Epistache” nation are deep undercover spies, infiltrating every other nation but one— (can’t remember the name, but IIRC, the nation of mistakenly evil robots that @epitaph200 made).

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  • Replying to comment by: UnknownEpic tache

    Epic stache

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  • destroys ban button

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  • Replying to comment by: Ralph (Developer)son go to your room again

    NOPE.

    pulls out lightsaber

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  • Replying to comment by: Ralph (Developer)this is best joke

    Learn to read. This isn’t a joke.

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  • NOT a joke

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    • lol

      2018-05-22 20:50:13 UTC 0
    • @epistache200

      2018-05-22 21:23:53 UTC 1
    • this is best joke

      2018-05-22 22:09:13 UTC 0
    • destroys ban button

      2018-05-22 23:25:56 UTC 0
    • Boi

      2018-05-23 00:37:24 UTC 1
    • Since I’m totally serious about this, despite the humor, I have a short excerpt:

      The ageless Origin Being Epitaph, while eternally, physically youthful, has become tired and irritated of his job after many millennia. So he inadvertently grows a magic stache (w/ stachic?). He doesn’t know it, but this stache is the most durable thing in existence; even if one powerful enough to destroy Epitaph did so, the stache would still remain.

      A cult becomes obsessed with his new look, growing globally over a few decades. A scattering of constituents of this “Epistache” nation are deep undercover spies, infiltrating every other nation but one— (can’t remember the name, but IIRC, the nation of mistakenly evil robots that @epitaph200 made).

      2018-05-23 20:18:38 UTC 0
  • Replying to comment by: Explosive BulletYou guys may be guessing how I'm not frying my device with

    “You guys may be guessing how I’m not frying my device with all the tints, blurs and nodes I’m using.”
    proceeds with no answer

    T R I G G E R E D

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  • Replying to comment by: Ralph (Developer)RalphCo Jr well, I didn't even make that version of myself

    @ralph
    That’ll never happen.

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  • Tried to design some Nation Symbols. I don’t know what kind of nations we’re using, so I just made stuff up.

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    • well they all look pretty unique, good work
      better than I expected yo

      (I have low expectations >_>)

      2018-05-21 18:17:58 UTC 1
    • I might be able to use some of these. I just would need to paste them onto a flag background.

      2018-05-22 02:31:29 UTC 0
  • @ralph
    Can you please upload a front view of yourself?

    Also:

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  • Replying to comment by: Explosive BulletAlright. Before anything else. Just wait till the series has

    Ok. Just one (probably) more question: does Earth exist in this? I ask because we’re using fictional nations, right?

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  • Replying to comment by: Explosive BulletThis possibly might work but it's way too high tech for the

    @explosivebullet
    I’m trying to nerf him.

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  • Since there’s apparently no bump feature, I’m reposting this:

    Possible Balance Patch 1.0.0 for TOAL

    1. There is a distinct-looking, command nanite. Destroying it a has 99% chance to kill (the other 1% is a hierarchical reroute, sacrificing and replacing it in the process). Targeting it is all but impossible without analysis equipment, as it moves throughout his “body,” hidden underneath regular nanites.

    2. All of the nanites (including the command) are connected to one of 4 supercomputers, each located in a different quadrant of the planet he occupies (if applicable of course). Destroying these will not harm him whatsoever, but will severely reduce his intelligence to that of slightly above the average of a human. While functional, he has access to all recorded (human?, idk) knowledge. As impressive as that may sound, it only refers to “passive” memory instead of “active” memory. Active memory is what is actually used at any given moments, and is limited by the number of working nanites.

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    • This possibly might work but it’s way too high tech for the series.

      2018-05-19 05:19:10 UTC 0
      • Replying to: Explosive BulletThis possibly might work but it's way too high tech for the

        @explosivebullet
        I’m trying to nerf him.

        2018-05-19 20:05:49 UTC 0
        • Replying to: Ralph and Sean’s Son@explosivebullet I’m trying to nerf him.

          Alright. Before anything else. Just wait till the series has it’s first episode out.

          2018-05-19 23:04:40 UTC 0
          • Replying to: Explosive BulletAlright. Before anything else. Just wait till the series has

            Ok. Just one (probably) more question: does Earth exist in this? I ask because we’re using fictional nations, right?

            2018-05-19 23:06:37 UTC 0
            • Replying to: Ralph and Sean’s SonOk. Just one (probably) more question: does Earth exist in t

              Yeah. Earth exists. The nations are really made from companies moving to the planet to jump start colonization.

              2018-05-19 23:10:11 UTC 0
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