Gentlemen, I’ve come to vent about my fears. Ever since i was a little boy i was and still am scared of the dark, there could be something lurking in there…waiting to strike with no one helping me…i’ve since reduced this fear effects me but I’m still a little bit afraid. Time passes and i pick up arachnophobia..nothing much just afraid of spiders. But soon…i come face to face with my greatest fears. Gremlins, Critters, Eerie music, old scary commercials, and most frightening of all…my own Curiosity. I was afraid of gremlins and then i started to not be afraid when suddenly i was afraid again…I don’t know why…maybe it was the theme, their facial features, their night status, or their mutations. Then, i found Critters which were made by the same people who made gremlins. I was curious then found myself terribly terrified by Critters and its 4 sequels. I even had a dream where the Crites were real! Then i found…The Fly. I was once more interested then scared by this one scene from the original fly where theres a spider!…i had an eternal nightmare that night. Unable to wake up and because i had to sleep with my parents I wasn’t allowed to wake up early so i was in a nightmare of me in middle school forced to watch the fly…i was afraid. Very afraid….it seems my curiosity of horror films always gets me. End of story….for now.

I’VE ASCENDED TO MAXIMUM PISS MODE

I WAS TRYING TO ENJOY MY GODDAMN CHINESE BUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CURRY BOX JUST STARTED DRIPPING FROM THE BOTTOM AND I HAD TO BRING IT DOWN TO CLEAN IT, AND THEN THE CURRY JUST GOT IN THE FUCKING STAIRS AND FLOOR.

AS I FINISHED HAVING A SHOWER AND GETTING CHANGED, I STARTED TO HAVE MY FOOD AND OUT OF MY ANGER, I STARTED TEARING IT BIT BY BIT AND THEN EATING THEM.

I’VE DECIDED THAT WHEN I COME BACK FROM SCHOOL, I’LL ALWAYS BE IN MY BEDROOM NO MATTER HOW HARD MY PARENTS TRY TO GET ME OUT.

Wow this is a dead group

I had something to vent, but if i gave the full version SOMEBODY would scream at me. Not telling who.

So the short version is:

Reddit is full of degenerates. I mean theres some good people there its just most of them are kids that are loud-ass geeks who post farm all day and shit and piss on people for having an unpopular opinion. A good example was the fortnite hate trend where literally everybody… well shit and pissed all over everybody who liked fortnite, just like i said earlier. IM NOT SAYING I LIKE FORTNITE. I ACTUALLY DONT LIKE THE GAME. However people are just the geeks that go like this all of the time which is kinda saddening:

vent.

Oh, we are in for another fucking vent of mine after the one about a 14 yo acting like a brat, here I go:

I remember this fucking piece of shit named “Multii” explaining over my favourite game being alive when it’s bloody not. I just could’nt stand this cunt.

I just wish he was banned from the secondary server for Blocksworld, who the fuck invited this motherfucker!?

I. DON’T. FUCKING. KNOW.

This wanker can just be thrown at a bloody trash can for making such bullshit lies, I’VE HAD IT WITH THIS CYBER SOCIETY.

[casually repairs the vent and installs a energon/allspark vending machine] Alright. Radio time!

https://youtu.be/cerkDJLuT_khttps://youtu.be/6di6Qv6AU6A





Enjoy the options.

Aight so I just woke up and have I got some shit to tell you:

Before I went to sleep I put it on both Minecraft albums on Spotify and wore some Bluetooth headphones. Why did I put it on Minecraft music? How about you listen to the soundtrack and see yourself.

Anyway I’m fucking vibin’ in my sleep realizing that I oughta’ do this more and GUESS WHAT THE FUCK I WAKE UP TO, GUESS WHAT THEY PUT ON BASED ON ME FUCKING LISTENING TO MINECRAFT ALL NIGHT AND DAY!!!

In reality by

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…………. Not a Minecraft parody song or anything ???? that’s too related, let’s put it on fucking killer waifus

The vent broke.

I\’m going to speak for a second.
It\’s my opinion just so you know.
Maiya is a woman who demanded respect.
Like who does that here?
Everyone has my respect except maiya. Why? She demanded.
She\’s cool and all but I blocked her because she demanded respect over an argument that underfolded.
She also continued arguing after the fact I said stop arguing. She then was like \”just because you started it, now you wanna end it?\”
I was explaining that my message was a joke
\”Everything is racist these days\” then Maiya took offense to it. I understand if it was mildly offensive, but she was serious, she wasnt even saying, you shouldn\’t say that.. or anything like that.
She got so serious and we argued for a bit.
She demanded respect.
I hope you understand my opinion.
I respect everyone, but even if you are a woman, I respect you, but you literally shouldn\’t ask for respect and act high and mighty.
I\’m not intending to be offensive.
Everyone has my respect.
But, please understand I dont like people who demand respect for no reason.

Me: [installs a vent in the group]
Potentially everyone else in the group:

You know what I hate.
People with 100k+ viewers who comment on a video saying little to nothing
Then people fucking go insane with either
\”Omg omg\” or just..
Let me just tell you what the person said
\”You\’re fired\”
People reply with
\”You can\’t fire me\”
Like wtf
Everyone knows why people do that shit