I’m serious, I’m offended you take my struggles for granted

At one it’s gonna be a rickroll or some sorta Stickfigure reveal

Or, I bet you don’t even know what you are going to do yet.

Oh

I thought you were dead

Honestly dog,

Just because I despise cats

GAH!

I’m sorry! I forgot to put it on my calendar! (Which normally would be fine and I’ll remember, but this week was abnormal so it completely slipped my mind)

Im putting it on my calendar right now for next week Monday (not that I know when my next chance would be, but just putting it so I remember it next week for whatever day I have it)

Again, I am sorry for missing it yesterday! If you want me to create one for yesterday I’ll be happy to. I am sorry. I do still care for it

But where’s the pleasure?

I don’t give toothy blowjobs