Except people changed the story to fit with their culture. The story is also near identical in Ancient Egyptian. Obviously, something odd must’ve happened around the middle east, they passed the story along, the story got weirder and weirder thanks to chinese whispers as well as cultural influences and boom, religions are born.

Djdjdj is my favourite animation.

Maybe like the Akarians who prefer to stay on Arsalkia rather than exploring or the Fenreeshans who are fairly xenophobic and have no trade routes

Jake: “sorry about the attacks, i came after orders were taken by the town mayor, i came to see why the guard hadn’t returned after chasing down some ‘bandits’, which I’m guessing is you?”

*Jake takes a deep breath*
Jake (whispers): here we go.

*Jake puts his sword back and calmly emerges from his hiding spot, hands held away from his body*

Jake: “hey! Are you lost? Do you need help?”

But you could at least stop uploading Goku’s till and actually good one appears. Your system of letting in anything that’s better than awful has led to people doing the bare minimum and will never allow for DBZ figs like the one i made of Android 21 which is in a completely new style and looks way better in action (though i intend to edit the face now I’ve got an extra 150+ nodes at my disposal)

*Jake listens to conversation*

Explain predatory as that could mean literally anything

B U T – M I N E – I S – B E T T E R

*Jake quietly draws his sword and approaches, sticking to the trees and bushes, trying to get a better look, expecting Bandits*

Doing it now

Jake: that answers why the town guard never reported back.
*checks his surroundings for ambush points before examining one the bodies, his hand still gripping his Sword’s hilt while sheathed just in case*

But there’s so many repeats that DBZ days should be impossible