I’m so annoyed,

If I say anything REMOTELY dark, or heck, even remotely REFERENCING something slightly “dark” I get a lecture on how I am going to die a painful and horrible death by my dad since apparently I’ll “slip up” and say something “dark” outside the house and get my throat slit.

Like today, I was holding an unloaded nerf gun and said to my sister “wanna play Russian roulette” in a very silly tone, and my dad heard me and said I am going to die since I am 100 percent guaranteed to say something like that outside the house, because apparently I don’t have a brain.

I told him that I have enough self control not to say a silly joke like that outside the house, and yet he told me I will and that I will slip up no matter what and die unless I stop having even a remotely dark sense of humor.

And even if I did, NOT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS A MURDERER READY TO MURDER A CHILD FOR A “DARK” (that joke wasn’t even that dark) SENSE OF HUMOR, ESPECIALLY WHEN I DON’T FUCKING TALK TO STRANGERS

What the fuck.