*smashes your mp3*

Miss me with that normie s**t

Jake: “funny, I’d consider myself similar. I myself am a knight of Brinthania but have been tasked by the Mages of the Commune to complete some prophesy. I was never told the details, only to go help those in need throughout the land, no explanation at all.

Don’t be, if you’re already creative, you’ll learn nothing.

If you’re not creative, you’ll also learn nothing.

9

Nah mate, it’s all about da iMovie

Jake: “No, I’m just a cat, there’s no such thing as ‘feral cats’, we’re people. You on the other hand look like a monkey of sorts, can tell by the upper mouth and the ears, though weirdly your tail is missing. I’m sorry but what is ‘human’, is that your faction?”

Jake: “mighty fine predicament you’ve gotten into, what even are you then?”

This is my group, my serious, tell me now.

Jake: “Guards wouldn’t attack you for no reason though, normally they’d just arrested you or fine you”
*Jake sits on a tree stump*
“I need to know what’s happened, for your own good”.